ATTENTION PERVERTS: NO DRUNK TEENS SHITTING HERE!
JUST SOBER GRANNIES EATING.
HAHA! I gave you the opposite of what you wanted! Pwned!
[link] It has come to my attention, via blog statistics, that if you use the search engine on charter.net (and many other search engines) to search for “drunk teens shitting photos”, this blog is the 6th result (sometimes higher, sometimes lower).
You see, WordPress.com has incoming link blog statistics, and search term blog statistics. People looking for all kinds of weird stuff to get here. I’m scared to mention specifics because it will affect the search engines to increase the match score with this blog even further. But “Justice League porn” is a common search term that gets somebody to my blog daily. I have no idea how.
So anyway, if you search for “Drunk Teens Shitting photos”, the 6th link goes into this blog. Into the “images” tag.
Thank you wordpress for losing the part where I explained how it happend. But basically “drunk” and “shitting” came from a blog with pictures on a night I was drunk. “Teen” came from a blog with pictures of Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters. And “photos” from the description of the category of the blog page (duh). Some search engines are really fucking stupid!
Best of all is that I beat “Apocalypse Now | PoopReport.com”. IN YOUR FACE!! PWNED WITHOUT THE PWNER EVEN KNOWING IT!!
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April 20, 2006 at 11:32 PM
Haha. You should see some of the stuff people search on to get to my personal web site. My favorite is:
+train +grope +testicles +rubbing
(goes to my Journal Entries from England in 2001)
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%2Btrain+%2Bgrope+%2Btesticles+%2Brubbing
I keep a database of all Referrals to every page on my site (including Query Strings). I’m downloading it now– maybe I’ll have some more highlights for you later!
April 21, 2006 at 7:59 AM
Awesome!!
That’s funny. I didn’t even know trains had testicles…….
April 21, 2006 at 8:00 AM
I hate the new trend of “. . .” being converted into a single unicode character that is 3 dots. EVEN IN NOTEPAD. I had always thought notepad didn’t do anything besides ASCII…
June 17, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Well, anyone following this blog will now see that I have updated the post to give all the people searching for “drunk teens shitting” the OPPOSITTE of what they want:
Old ladies eating.
Problem solved. Fecalphiliacs pwned.
June 17, 2006 at 9:09 PM
Heh heh heh nice touch.
Sean and I used a similiar technique. This story involves… football.
VT and WVU are big rivals. In the week before our most recent matchup, there was a discussion about one of our players being a pedophile. In that thread, someone posted a picture of *me* (~28 years of age at the time) standing by the player’s locker as evidence of his relationship with young girls.
They just put in the URL to the image to my website and that picture showed up automatically in all the replies– so if you were looking at the entire thread, you would see I guess about a dozen of “young” Vicky next to the locker.
Anyway– Sean and I took it upon ourselves to change the picture. We made it HUGE– so not only did they have to wait for the download, but it pretty much dominated the whole thread. And since we had a captive audience, we went ahead and mocked the fans at the same time. :)
http://www.tgaw.com/Photos/Digital%20Camera%20Pictures/Ladies%20Clinic%202003/LC03_VIckyVickLocker.JPG
September 7, 2006 at 10:17 AM
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March 18, 2007 at 11:21 PM
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April 24, 2007 at 2:45 PM
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April 27, 2007 at 12:34 PM
ok you got me Im new to the web and i was told if i put in speical words i coudle get weird stuff so i tried. thanks for the smile of the day that was very funny and smart.
April 27, 2007 at 4:54 PM
Hahaha… Out of 10,000 victims, Razheeda, you are the first to admit it. I applaud your candor.
June 12, 2007 at 6:34 PM
Your petulance is duly noted.
June 12, 2007 at 6:54 PM
^ I love the details Sechi left:
Author : Sechi (IP: 82.35.117.207 , 82-35-117-207.cable.ubr07.dals.blueyonder.co.uk)
E-mail : youare@wasteoftime.co.uk
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=82.35.117.207
I can only assume he is a shit lover who was peeved by me wasting his time.
July 9, 2007 at 9:30 PM
i love to watch porn girls
October 3, 2007 at 11:11 PM
Were you aware that if you search for “drunk teens shitting” on google, your blog is the first link that pops up?
October 4, 2007 at 6:46 AM
Doesn’t the content of this post sort of imply that?
October 4, 2007 at 10:00 AM
I implies it was high in the rankings. I didn’t realize it would be the #1 link.
October 4, 2007 at 10:27 AM
It is certainly pleasing to hear. But I assume rankings go up and down over time and aren’t static, so someday I shall be usurped by other fecalphiliacs :)
January 1, 2008 at 8:42 PM
for maximum results you should misspell some words to get more results like drnk teens shitting or drunks tens shitting or drunk teen shit etc
at least you use your powers for good and not goatsecx
January 1, 2008 at 8:51 PM
oh btw, here is a great blog search term for my blog.
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tranny christmas video 1
March 30, 2008 at 12:36 PM
ROFL