2008 March 27
SOFTWARE: Fuck you, Firefox/Google/YouTube/”progress”! You ruined my lunch!
Posted by Clint under Clint, Complaints, Computer, Journal, Software, TechnologySo I tried to watch a YouTube video fullscreen while eating lunch today. BAM. Firefox (2) crashed. Okay, this happens sometimes. So I rerun it — and it bitches about not being able to upgrade because some files are in use. They aren’t! I ps and kill processes just to make sure, but to no avail. So I use IE to download Firefox3 beta4. Oh, 6 out of 7 of my plugins are not compatible? Fuck you! Progress is bad! Anything I build should last until I die, and the futility of having what you build be torn down is what makes most people stay computer novices.
Anyway, fine, NoSquint wont work, so I’ll have to manually set my zoom for every page I visit every time, and it wont remember. It wont remember that I like gmail at 170%; I’ll just have to hit the zoom button 7 times everytime I open gmail. Beats not being able to browse at all, right?
WRONG! Just increasing my font size to 120% in google reader resulted in google reader NOT BEING USABLE. The items you are reading do not appear on the screen. Anywhere!
Um, I’d just like to point out that the reason HTML was invented was to separate content from presentation. But human beings are such an INREDIBLY SUPERFICIAL species, that we have to work against the whole concept, trying to bring presentation and content back together again (PDF, Flash, fixed-pixel CSS and table sizes, fixed font sizes that can’t be resized on some websitse). The shallow people who care about superficiality tend to work in marketing and other departments that get the final say over the I.T. people who implement what they say, and actually understand why a basic HTML might be better than a PDF for a lot of people — disabled people, people on PDAs, people with “weird” display devices like a 1920×1080 52-inch screen (i.e. me).
So, Firefox 3 is utterly unusable for me. I can’t read RSS in a font large enough to see from my couch. Fuck you progress, once again.
I should have kept my dos box. I bet I would have TCP/IP on it by now, as a TSR utility, and it would be more stable (but less functional) than my wi ndows box. And I think I will keep a Win2K or WinXP for the rest of my life, even though I see myself ultimately going the unix route in 5-15 yrs, once XP is no longer “useful for normal stuff” due to Microsoft’s forced “progress”. Guess I’ll have to keep Firefox2 around for awhile too! At least until Firefox 3 comes out of beta, and if and only if they or Google fix the reader issue.
Progress bad. When I’ve built my cathedral, I just want to chill out and read the news. I don’t want to have to keep rebuilding it over and over.
So, I finally rebooted, and Firefox2 worked again.
Of course, since Firefox3 remembered my tabs, and opened them all up, it basically invalidated all my login cookies. I had to re-log in to google and flickr, and probably everything else in the future. Sigh.
Mood: annoyed as hell
Music: Ministry - Fear Is Big Business (Weapons Of Mass Deception Mix)
2008 March 27 at 12:02 PM
If you go back to the FF3 beta, this will help ease the pain a little bit, I hope:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6543
Install ‘Nightly Tester Tools’, open up the add-ons menu, and click the ‘make all compatible’ button. Boom, plugins work.
It’s a hassle to have to do that to get stuff to work, but otoh, FF3 is beta software. Caveat emptor.
2008 March 27 at 12:05 PM
Ooooh, very valuable tip, thanks!!!!
If I am forced to go back into “3ville” again, I’ll do that right away!
2008 March 27 at 1:29 PM
Also handy when dealing with that sort* of stupidity on the net:
http://chrispederick.com/work/user-agent-switcher/
Browsing a website that some tool has programmed to only work on a specific browser? Lie to them!
*This plugin cannot help with Scientologists or furries.
2008 March 27 at 1:51 PM
Personally, I tend to avoid beta releases unless there is a real compelling reason to upgrade(like a new feature that I really absolutely must have). There is a reason after all it’s beta.
Thanks for saving me the trouble. I’ll wait for FF3 to come out of beta before trying it.
2008 March 29 at 12:34 PM
I finally had to downgrade to XP from 2K when I got a computer that didn’t have a floppy drive. I spent weeks trying to find a CD Boot disk for Win 2K, but all the forums I found said Microsoft purposefully prevented people setting up CD Boot disks so they would have no choice but to upgrade later.
Planned Obsolescence in total BS.
2008 March 29 at 12:57 PM
Why did you need a cd Boot disk? FYI, the rumor about not being able to set up a CD boot disk is BS. I have one(Win 2k). It helps to be chummy with your IT guy.
2008 March 29 at 1:01 PM
Of course, seeing as it also lets you do things like hack the administrator password, I’m not sure this is a Microsoft sanctioned product.
2008 March 29 at 1:02 PM
I’m glad I still have 2K installed… Just in case.
And I have a 2M cd image that is a linux bootdisk that will set the admin password to blank for any windows machine. Required tool for LAN upgrades when nobody is around. As in, the company my company paid to maintain its LAN was the one who gave me the tool.
2008 March 29 at 1:19 PM
Oh, 2K boot disc. Yes. I’ve made many. It helps if you get a copy of the boot sector image for various versions of windows, because ISO files don’t always contain those. It was indeed a big “unicorn chase” for me at some point. Recently, though, I’ve found better image files that also incorporate the boot sector.
But some DRIVES will not boot, period, in certain computers. But those same drives will sometimes boot in newer computers. The cd-rom (ex-cd-burner/burning broken) and dvd-rom (ex-dvd-burner/burning broken) in my new computer (”Hades”
both boot to bootable cds/dvds, yet i know the cd-burner would not boot bootable cds in my 1999 computer (”Fire”
(long dead).
2008 March 29 at 1:29 PM
Sounds like a BIOS issue to me. Some older computers didn’t support booting off of CD’s at all. Now it’s ususally the default. There was a transition period though where you had to go into the BIOS and tell it to make the CD drive bootable, since that feature was not enabled by default(even though it was supported).
2008 March 29 at 1:32 PM
Except that computer (”Fire”,1997-2004ish)’s bios did support booting from cd, which I had to do to install windows in the first place. And the next 3 times too
2008 March 29 at 2:30 PM
Hmm, Intersting.
2008 March 29 at 2:35 PM
Yea. I think the motherboard had some problems at the end of its life, explaining why windows would no longer install. Ubuntu worked but recognized 0 hardware, so… It was dismantled after 10-20 hrs of various OS re-install attempts. And its drives became my new computer’s drives, where the same drives worked much better! Hell, maybe I could burn a DVD with this computer (not going to try!).
2008 March 29 at 3:21 PM
Hmmm… If there is such a thing as a Win 2K boot CD, it’s not available from any websites I was able to find online. I’ve seen a lot of websites with lengthly technical explanations for making one using 3rd party software I prefer not to install or ghosting parts of an existing installation.
Where did you Admin get a CD? Or did he jury-rig one like everyone else?
2008 March 29 at 5:27 PM
I’m guessing it was jury rigged. But it works.
2008 April 9 at 11:37 AM
Looks like I may have to go back to Firefox3 again
(it’s been 2 weeks, and I am STILL having to enter login credentials at websites, because Firefox3 made my IP associated with a different set of cookies, thereby making it so when I came back to Firefox2, I was logged out of everything.)
But having almost everything in italics is maddening.
2008 April 9 at 2:59 PM
Firefox used to kick so much ass. Now it’s getting to be a big sluggish piece of nasty like Netscape became.
2008 April 9 at 3:04 PM
Well, in this case, it was only with flash video going fullscreen. I don’t know for sure that that functionality wouldn’t crash other browsers here either. I’d tend to think the error was more on Macromedia/Adobe’s part, but ya never know.
2008 April 9 at 3:06 PM
Also, all I really needed to do was to reboot. Sigh.
Still, full-screen youtube occasionally crashes me. PicLens sometimes crashes too, when trying to show pictures full-screen. Full-screen seems problematic. Having a “weird” resolution of 1920×1080 can’t help either. (LiveLeak fullscreen videos are shown in 16:9 when they are 4:3 — argh.)
2008 June 23 at 4:16 PM
As an update, video for firefox is generally failing for me at all times.
If I run uninstall_flash.exe, reboot, and re-install flash… It will work. For perhaps a day.
IETab doesn’t help either; it’s not enough that the page be rendered in firefox with IE’s engine. I have to actually copy and paste the link into an actual IE window.
Microsoft FTW?
2008 June 26 at 8:22 AM
No problem with video in firefox here. version 2.0.0.14
2008 June 26 at 8:57 AM
That’s my version. My ex-co-worker at work has identical problems, as do a LOT of unix users.