So Oranjello keeps climbing onto this shelf he’s not supposed to climb on… Becuase Carolyn used to keep the catnip there. Fucking drug addict. So I tried to grab him to punish him as he ran away… I lunged for his tail…
Next thing you know, I’m screaming in pain, face down in the couch. I managed to lunch right into the edge of the couch. What I thought were couch cushions was really the hard wooden frame of the couch. I basically slammed a piece of wood horizontally across my heart.
I really thought my heart had stopped or something. It fucking HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT.
12 hours later, there’s still no bruise. But it hurts like HELL. Every time I rolled over from sleeping on my left side, to my right side, I yelped aloud in pain. Leaning forward really hurts. Making certain sounds with my voice hurts.
Did I bruise my fucking heart? What the hell. There’s no visible bruise. It’s about as intense as waking up with a bad back that lasts for 2 days. This shit suuuuuuuuuuucks.
Mood: hurty
Music: KMFDM – Liebeslied
July 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM
): I hope it stops hurting soon.
I put a decoy scat mat there so maybe Oranjello will think twice before trying to leap up there.
July 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Oh, and I replenished the catnip supply, so maybe that’s why he’s being even more hardcore about it.
July 10, 2009 at 1:06 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/415260710_e705e49141.jpg
July 10, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Also:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-pwns-dog.jpg
July 10, 2009 at 1:07 PM
OK – I can’t stop. :)
http://pwnedblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/pwn3d-cat-and-dog1.jpg
July 10, 2009 at 1:32 PM
haha, that’s the best one.. I’m glad you didn’t stop! :)
July 10, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Sounds like you may have fractured a rib. Unfortunately, there’s no help for that(they can’t put a cast on it), and nature just has to take it’s course.
July 10, 2009 at 3:12 PM
If it doesn’t go away in a day or something, might be worth going into a doc. to make sure nothing is actually broken?? Gah, that sucks!
July 10, 2009 at 5:11 PM
This is one of those not go to doctor situations. If you’re not coughing blood, the rib hasn’t punctured the lungs. And at best the doctor can tell you you have a fractured rib and can’t do anything about it.
@clint: I’ve never heard of a bruised heart. If it was a bruised heart, you’d probably be dead by now. Go with fractured/bruised rib.