LINKS: Religion vs Science, lawsuits for listening to the radio at work, police taser suicidal man after he decides not to jump — so then he jumps, Cheney may have ordered a strike on Iran

Also: nutcase swat team cop kills six 17-20yos at a party, manhunt ensues, cop shot dead by other cops.  … And remember “The Anarchists’ Cookbook”? Now kids are going to jail for having it.  WTF?!?!?!  This whole planet sucks.  Beam me up Scotty… there’s no sign of intelligent life here.

 

LINKS: Ever get an MRI…. on marijuana?!?! Plus: overly-harsh punishment, Burma massacre SUCKS ASS (ass does McCain), etc.

MRI? No McCain!  Sad: falsely accused of stealing a few *cents*, UK woman “released” after 70 years in institutions. Can someone explain this to me? Burma SUCKS. Protect your freedoms.

 

LINKS: Alcohol helps memory? Soy makes you gay?

Alcohol.  Soy (Frisky Dingo referenced this).

 

LINKS: Goatse, the full set; cops hospitalize people (they littered), get charged with sexual assault in Arlington, and taser people someone asking John Kerry a question (he took too long; Kerry wanted to answer, too!)

Trent Reznor Says “Steal My Music”.  (I will.)  The Top 20 Most Bizarre Experiments of All Time (an amazing read).  Big Brother. 

 

LINKS: conservatives really are less adaptable, jailtime for a salty burger

Study finds liberal brains deal with change better. This at least explains why conservatives can be so fucking stupid and stubborn. They just keep hitting that key over and over again… Dumbasses. Burning Man pics. Alex Jones arrested. Prisons still purging books on faith from libraries. Mandatory Keyloggers in Cyber Cafes. Arrested for serving a salty burger.

I really am leaping for joy over the study of liberal brains versus conservative brains. This really confirms some of my own beliefs… I’ve often puzzled at some of the inexplicable leaps in logic conservatives use to justify the refusal to deal with newness or change or conflict. The idea that someone’s attitude with the police somehow makes police brutality more acceptable comes from conservatives, not liberals, and is apparently, to me, explained by their lack of brain activity in the conflict area! I guess they can’t reason. I don’t know. I’ve never quite been able to put my finger on it, but I can tell if a person is “broken”, and I typically do not like these “broken” people, and they typically are always conservatives once I find out more about them. Almost always. Idiocy does enjoy a wide distribution among all belief systems. . .

 

LINKS: Little Twelvetoes, first gay Iowa marriage, Mexican trucks are coming, seam carving demo, DesignMyRoom.com

And 27 Confessions Of A Former Circuit City Worker… Read on for the rest. The Seam Carving working demo is interesting, but the Mexican Trucks now rolling past the border without a check are downright scary.  We bomb 2 countries for 5 years to prevent terror, then turn around and let trucks drive all over the country without any kind of inspection?!

 

LINKS: Raping cops, vomit, semen, iPhone, censorship, vegetable oil, the mark of the beast

Yahoo Rejects Anti-Censorship.  iPhone sucks.  Cops & blowjobs: woman puked up semen and saved it CSI-style in order to sue cop who raped her.  California DMV suspends man’s license because he made a religious remark.  All kinds of interesting links today.

 

LINKS: Blood is never blue; Freezepop should come play here

Demand Freezepop in DC! Blood is never blue (don’t believe your teachers!).

 

LINKS: Colorful roses like you’ve never seen before are a LOT cooler than a lame Christian-run Creationism “Museum”. Plus: Needle Exchange.

Congress Moves to End Ban on DC Needle Exchange Funding. Really cool Happy Roses.  Creationism Museum - fucking Christian idiots at it again [article] [Slashdot discussion] [flickr].

 

LINKS: FOUR asshole cops, Aqua Teen Hunger Force-inspired legislation, and what REALLY happens if you go out in space without a spacesuit?

It’s very sad that in one day, I have to report on four abuses of authority by police. Peeping tom cops, dog-killing cops, burglary-causing cops, child-beating cops, rapist cops, forced-toilet-licking cops. We are an ugly society and little is being done to improve it. Police in america are a far greater threat to your freedom and safety than Al Queda is. Remember that.

Anyway, also included a link to new Aqua Teen Hunger Force-inspired (Boston idiocy-inspired) legislation, and what would happen if you were in a vacuum. (You would not explode, like in movies.)

 

LINKS: Children are bad for the environment

Optimum Population Trust says that if couples had 2 kids instead of 3, they could cut their individual carbon dioxide output by the equivalent of 620 flights between London and New York.

 

Work is hard, pot slows lung cancer, yet chimps are more evolved than us.

What a day. Work is hard. It’s been 8 years since I’ve had to work this hard. It’s been years since I’ve had to deal with real office politics, too. Anyway, at least the news today was good: The active ingredient in marijuana slows lung cancer. Read on for more interesting news, including the fact that Chimps Evolved More Than Humans, the VT Massacre Proves Government Can’t Protect You, and a 17-year-old in prison for receiving blowjob from 15-year-old. Also, here is a ZIP file of the VT shooter’s two “twisted” plays.

 

LINKS: Amazing amateur 911 pictures, and a *REAL* Freddy Krueger.

911 pics on flickr.
Nightmare On Elm Street for real.
Also: Human beings may be hard-wired to believe in God.

 

LINKS: Cops question 10yo for saying “gay” in an email, but there’s a 48% chance he doesn’t believe in evolution — so should I really care?

48%?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?
Questioning a 10-year-old boy! Can you believe it?.

 

Cops beat up 70-year-old man; town will seize homes over $5 parking tickets; semi-identical twins; and how to stop getting credit card offers in the mail

Just read the headlines. These stories are ridiculous. Read on for more explanation. $5! WTF is ‘suspicion of speeding’?! ‘Semi-identical’?? Stop credit offers!

 

LINKS: Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex – 100 million year blue balls?! Metal, Metal, Melman. Cops, Cops.

4 links about sex, including a creature that’s had no sex for 100 million years, and a 28,000-year-old dildo. 2 more like about metal, 2 about bad cops, and Larry Bud Melman is dead! ): Read on for the good stuff…