VIDEO: Real Eagle vs Hawk Death Match Caught on Video

VIDEO: Real Eagle vs Hawk Death Match Caught on Video

Holy shit. Do not fuck with momma’s eggs! Momma gonna fuck you up…. ‘MURICA

LINK URL: http://theinterrobang.com/2013/03/real-eagle-vs-hawk-death-match-caught-on-video/

 

MEDIA: VIDEO: TV SHOWS/MOVIES/CARTOONS: Undeniable Proof That “The Walking Dead” And “Toy Story” Have The Exact Same Plot

MEDIA: VIDEO: TV SHOWS/MOVIES/CARTOONS: Undeniable Proof That “The Walking Dead” And “Toy Story” Have The Exact Same Plot

Too good to not share. I like cartoons. I like movies. I like zombies. This post covers all three.

LINK URL: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/undeniable-proof-that-the-walking-dead-and-toy-story-have-th

 

VIDEO: MOVIES: REVIEW: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

VIDEO: MOVIES: REVIEW: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit 1: An Unxpected Journey (2012) -
Clint: 5/5 stars, 8/10.
Carolyn: 5/5 stars, 8.4/10.

Native ratings: 4.2/5 stars Netflix, 8.2/10 IMDB (174th highest-rated movie ever).

A great set-up movie, as expected. You don’t get the satisfaction of a real conclusion, as these stories are LOOONNNNG.

Intro to Gollum, Sting, finding the ring, etc… We are so ready for movie #2!

LINK URL: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/combined

 

RELIGION: USPS Discriminates Against ‘Atheist’ Merchandise

RELIGION: USPS Discriminates Against ‘Atheist’ Merchandise

America is full of religious assholes who want to violate the rights of people who don’t worship the same imaginary sky fairy as them

10 times more likely to lose a package that says atheist on it! And only in America, not in Germany.

The assholes are here. Everywhere.

This one is faced squarely on Christians, as they compose the majority of religious people here.

LINK URL: http://news.slashdot.org/story/13/03/27/0240241/usps-discriminates-against-atheist-merchandise?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

 

RSS: GOOGLE READER TO SHUT DOWN

RSS: GOOGLE READER TO SHUT DOWN

In one fell swoop, Google is doing more damage to my life than Al Queda.

Hitler has never, ever, ever been so right: Watch “Hitler finds out Google Reader will be shut down” on YouTube now!

LINK URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eKTntSh4uSQ

 

SEX: Porn stars without their makeup

SEX: Porn stars without their makeup

Although I prefer natural beauties to women who wear a lot of makeup…. This set of images really gives me pause about the true value of makeup. It definitely makes a difference for these porn stars!

LINK URL: http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8

 

ABUSE OF AUTHORITY: Philly Cop Found Not Guilty for Punching Woman on Camera

ABUSE OF AUTHORITY: Philly Cop Found Not Guilty for Punching Woman on Camera

Fucking ridiculous. That is all.

Let us remember Philadelphia Police Lt. Jonathan Josey as the violent thug that he is.

Let s remember Judge Patrick Dugan as the judge who ruled police can punch us in the face if we are holding a beer.

LINK URL: http://www.photographyisnotacrime.com/2013/02/26/philly-cop-found-not-guilty-for-punching-woman-on-camera/

 

RELIGION: Cardinal Roger Mahony: I Forgive Those Who Are Angry at Me for Covering Up Child Rape

RELIGION: Cardinal Roger Mahony: I Forgive Those Who Are Angry at Me for Covering Up Child Rape

What a piece of shit. This guy is worse than the worst child molester you can imagine.

The commenters are right: The Catholic Church needs to be charged under RICO organized crime laws.

If you tithe, you’re paying for rape. Period.

LINK URL: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2013/02/17/cardinal-roger-mahony-i-forgive-those-who-are-angry-at-me-for-covering-up-child-rape/

 

COMEDY: CATS: Nom Nom Nom: Kitty Loves You

COMEDY: CATS: Nom Nom Nom: Kitty Loves You

The orange cat near the end is our cat Oranjello!

Someone else made this… I simply ran into it. That is my mother-in-law Anne’s hand in the picture. Vicky originally took it.

LINK URL: http://cheezburger.com/7000427008?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+comixed%2FCMX+%28Comixed%29

 

MUSIC + TV SHOWS: Former Ween member Mickey Melchiondo (Dean Ween) sets sights on reality TV stardom with Primus co-star and South Park producers

MUSIC + TV SHOWS: Former Ween member Mickey Melchiondo (Dean Ween) sets sights on reality TV stardom with Primus co-star and South Park producers

Looks like there’s a reality-TV show that I might actually watch! This will fill the void left behind by Kenny Vs. Spenny dying down.

LINK URL: http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2013/01/mickey_melchiondo_of_ween_sets.html

 

WAR ON ALCOHOL: Drunk Driving Permits

WAR ON ALCOHOL: Drunk Driving Permits

I think this is a much better solution than our dead-child-illogic-induced constitutional-shredding.  Drunk driving permits. Brilliant. My idea was more of a “drunk driving hour” (the hour after bars close), but this is a more organized approach. I like the purple flashing lights…

LINK URL: http://randazza.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/drunk-driving-permits/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheLegalSatyricon+%28The+Legal+Satyricon%29

 

CARTOONS: ANIME: Why Robotech is the greatest love story of the 20th century

CARTOONS: ANIME: Why Robotech is the greatest love story of the 20th century

Okay, this was a great read. Thank you, Ryan!

Love knows no bounds
Love is messy
Love hurts
Love is gross
Love is dumb
Love is all that really matters

Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

LINK URL: http://io9.com/5971053/why-robotech-is-the-greatest-love-story-of-the-20th-century

 

GUNS: Analyzing shooting rampage statistics after Newtown school Shooting

GUNS: Analyzing shooting rampage statistics after Newtown school Shooting

Average deaths in a shooting rampage when stopped by police: 14.3
Average deaths in a shooting rampage when stopped by civilians: 2.3.

It should be noted, though, that that includes unarmed civilians.

So really, a civilian actually doing something reduces the average from 14.3 to 2.6 — 11.7 people saved on average. Them being armed only saves 0.8 lives a shooting (1 life every 4 out of 5 shootings).

The point being: Doing something is better than doing nothing, and waiting for the police is what will give you the lowest odds of surviving. And if someone is going to be a hero – they will a better job at doing so if they have the tools available.

LINK URL: http://www.examiner.com/article/analyzing-shooting-rampage-statistics-after-newport-school-shooting

 

BOOKS: Lord OF The Rings: The Terrible Secret of Tom Bombadil

BOOKS: Lord OF The Rings: The Terrible Secret of Tom Bombadil

Verrrrrrry interesting speculation on Tom Bombadil (who was skipped over in the movies) actually being one of the most evil characters in Middle Earth.

LINK URL: http://km-515.livejournal.com/1042.html

 

RANTS: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

RANTS: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.

Brilliant.

LINK URL: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

 

VIDEO: MOVIES: REVIEW: The Avengers (2012)

VIDEO: MOVIE: REVIEW: The Avengers (2012)

5/5 stars from Clint & Carolyn
4/5 stars from Eli
3/5 stars from Parthena.

10/10 from Carolyn,
9.6/10 from Clint,
8/10 from Eli,
6/10 from Parthena.

IMDB overall rating is 8.6/10, making it the 65th highest-rated movie of all time. 42% of people rate it 10/10, and only 1/6th of people rate it less than 8+/10. The median rating is 9/10.

No real need to say much about this. Everyone saw it, and it was as awesome as it promised to be. The clashing of egos was hilarious, and it was great to see this epic heroes — built up over the last 5 Marvel movies or so — finally all together on screen at once.

And of course we’ve been watching the cartoon, Avengers:Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, so we’ve been pretty immersed in these characters on a very regular basis.

Eli: “As long as it stands on the other movies I think it was awesome. That being said I could have had a bit more about Hawk. But for pulling together so many heros’ backstories I thought it did a really good job. Plus it was really funny :)”

Carolyn: “I’m leaning towards 10/10, because it had funny banter and good battles. I can’t think of a reason not to give it a 10.”

LINK URL: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/

 

VIDEO: OPTICAL ILLUSION: Amazing Anamorphic Illusions

VIDEO: OPTICAL ILLUSION: Amazing Anamorphic Illusions

Whoa.. This totally blew my mind. 

LINK URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tBNHPk-Lnkk

 

LOCAL: No Toll Road Toll Increase – sign the petition!

LOCAL: No Toll Road Toll Increase – sign the petition!

“Hopefully [the new Virginia beltway HOT lanes] will work well and reduce congestion. If so, this is a great step towards using tolls effectively to provide a value-added benefit to toll payers.

The Dulles Toll Road (DTR) is a classic example of the opposite: tolls being mis-used on other projects instead of providing a transportation solution.

Tolls had already paid for the DTR, and now are being rapidly increased to pay for a transit project with no benefit to most toll-payers. The result will be toll-avoidance diversion of traffic to local roads bringing gridlock and reduced mobility to the region.

If the Beltway express lanes work, VDOT should retake the DTR from corrupt MWAA [using eminent domain], make it free again, and MWAA could turn the Dulles Airport Access Rd. into HOT lanes modeled after the beltway project.

Revenues from airport users and commuters willing and able to pay could fund the rail project, while local residents’ already-paid-for-road would be made accessible to them again.

Sign the petition and read about more solutions at http://www.noTOLLincrease.org”

LINK URL: http://notollincrease.blogspot.com

 

WAR ON DRUGS: The beginning of the end of marijuana prohibition: Day 1

WAR ON DRUGS: The beginning of the end of marijuana prohibition: Day 1

By the way… This also happened.

LINK URL: http://blog.mpp.org/uncategorized/the-beginning-of-the-end-of-marijuana-prohibition-day-1/11072012/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogmpp+%28MPP+Blog%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

 

OVERLY-HARSH PUNISHMENTS: Piedmont Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Own Yard

OVERLY-HARSH PUNISHMENTS: Piedmont Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Own Yard

While we’re busy pretending there are only 2 sides to all issues… Shit like this happens on an increasing basis with each passing year.

LINK URL: http://www.news9.com/global/story.asp?S=20010769