Some favorites:
Middle School: 1st Place: “Life Doesn’t Come From Non-Life”
Middle School: “Rocks Can’t Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr.
Darwin?” -Anna Reed (grade 6)
Middle School: 2nd Place: “Women Were Designed For Homemaking”
High School: “Young Earth, Old Lies” – Melvin Knuth & Glenna Reher (grade 11)
Well… we may as well throw the scientific method out the window now.
Update: This site is a hoax, but proves a point nonetheless.
I didn’t think anime could be this twisted… And I’ve seen both a lot of anime, and a lot of twisted shows… But this one takes the take…. You see, my latest and greatest find had been the ADV dubs of Super Milk Chan (completely different from the shitty Cartoon Network version!)…. But this… This is just outrageous…. Sex scenes and hampster violence…. Disturbing hampster violence… Followed by hampster cuteness and more sex…. Or a hampster in heat asking her owner if she can use her dildo… I could go on… The show is so absurdly unique and outrageous that, for the first time ever, I can honestly say I like a hamster anime (Note: Hamtaro sucks!).
You can download the show using these torrents here using BitTorrent.
If that link is dead, Search for Oruchuban Ebichu torrents here, or try ScrapeTorrent or YouTorrents.
(Everyone recommends AzureusuTorrent for a bittorrent client.)
Or if you’re lazy, just watch some full length episodes here on youtube — of course it’s better to click into youtube, and watch it full-screen, than to watch the tiny window here in this blog:
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(Spanish subs only, sorry — but you can get english subs via torrent sites)
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MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF THIS ONE (explanation below):
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(French subs only, sorry — but you can get english subs via torrent sites)
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MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF EPISODE #10!!!!! A MAN HAS A CRUCH ON EBICHU, the hamster, AND HIS FUCKING HIS WIFE — SHE IS VERY HAPPY AND TELLING HIM HE’S ON FIRE TONIGHT. TURNS OUT, HE’S FANTASIZING ABOUT THE HAMSTER!!!! ONLY IN JAPAN!!!!
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(Spanish subs only, sorry — but you can get english subs via torrent sites)
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(Spanish subs only, sorry — but you can get english subs via torrent sites)
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There. I practically put it into your brain for you. Now go digest.
Christopher Bochin is facing several charges. Perhaps the most shocking is he had students get pot out of his car and bring it back to the classroom at Fresno High to share.
The story of a teacher smoking pot with students is all over the campus.
Students that Action News talked to are as surprised and shocked as their parents would be.
The young substitute teacher was hired to be teaching Earth Science. Gregg Sanders, from the Fresno Police Department, says 22-year-old Christopher Bochin smoked marijuana with at least ten of his students in a Fresno High classroom.
“What he did, he sent two students, apparently to his personal vehicle to
retrieve his marijuana and a smoking pipe, ” said Sanders. “When the two
students returned, Mr. Bochin and approximately ten students smoked the marijuana in class.”
There were other kids in the classroom who didn’t join in.
School authorities learned about the pot party when a teacher confiscated a students cell phone and read a text message that was apparently sent by one of the students smoking pot.
Bochin was arrested at Fresno High. He’s facing felony charges of providing marijuana to minors and misdemeanor charges of contributing to the delinquency of minors.
Students who talked to Action News had no sympathy for the substitute
teacher.
“It’s revolting. It’s really disgusting.”
“Teachers are supposed to help kids, they’re not supposed to ruin their
lives.”
Police are still investigating the case and don’t know if any of the students involved will face charges.
But, Susan Bedi, from Fresno Unified, says they are in trouble with the
school district. “The students will be suspended, parents have been contacted, and there will be counseling. There might be some students that are recommended for expulsion.”
Fresno Unified says Bochin has been a substitute since October.
He has been suspended by the district.
He posted bail and is now out of jail, but could face charges for each
student he’s accused of allowing to smoke pot.
Action News attempted to contact the substitute teacher, and were referred to his attorney.
He tells Action News that teacher Christopher Bochin is emotionally
distraught. He adds they’re looking to get him into a drug treatment program as soon as possible.
And in other news:
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>Years after candidate George Bush’s non-answers to questions about his
>possible drug past fueled controversy and a sense that he indeed had
>such a past, proof for some of it at least has at last emerged. Taped
>excerpts from a conversation, released by the author of a new book,
>reveal the future president essentially admitting to past marijuana
>use and explaining why he would never acknowledge it in public.
>
>On one level, the educated reaction to this news is something along
>the lines of, “so what?” Tens of millions of Americans have used
>marijuana during their lives. It wasn’t a big deal for most of them.
>Even the more dangerous drugs aren’t a problem for most of their users
>– that’s not the strongest argument for legalization of them, but
>it’s true. All the more so for marijuana. Bill Clinton used marijuana.
>Al Gore used marijuana. It did not and should not have disqualified
>them from the nation’s top job. Nor does it disqualify George Bush.
>
>On other levels, however, the information is troubling, for two
>reasons. One is that candidate Bush criticized his opponent, Al Gore,
>not for having used marijuana but for having admitted to it. “I want
>to lead,” he explained, and “I don’t want some little kid doing what I
>tried.” He couldn’t criticize Gore for having used drugs because he
>had also used drugs. So instead he criticized him for being open and
>truthful.
>
>There is a level on which one could legitimately hold that it is
>counterproductive for kids to be keenly focused on the drug use of
>famous role models; this is an area on which reasonable people can
>hold varying points of view. But the way to accomplish that would be
>through legalization and treating private drug use as not a big deal.
>And that is not what George Bush has advocated.
>
>Which leads us to the second reason, one of hard policy. As governor,
>Mr. Bush escalated sentences for some drug offenses, putting other
>people in prison for longer time periods for things that he himself
>had done or supported. As president, under his authority the federal
>government has targeted medical marijuana cooperatives, escalated the
>war on pain doctors, campaigned against drug policy reform initiatives
>or legislation, promoted drug testing and vastly overreaching drugged
>driving laws, gone to court against any reform to drug policy that it
>could no matter how modest.
>
>So if marijuana use in the distant past is not relevant to judging the
>president, hypocrisy on the drug issue is very relevant. And if not
>being open or candid about one’s own youth is not exactly the same as
>lying to children, it verges on that. Not to suggest that his
>predecessor and failed opponents have stellar records on the issue by
>any means; they most certainly don’t. But they’re not president right
>now.
>
>So if it is unimportant that George Bush used marijuana, it is kind of
>sad that he opposes honesty about it. And it is very sad that he
>continues to support cruel and repressive drug policies — policies
>which could have ruined his life if they had been in place back then,
>but realistically only in theory.
>
>I am glad, therefore, that now there is proof of George Bush’s drug
>use. If only by providing one more bit of rhetorical ammunition, it
>will make it slightly harder for the drug warriors to continue to
>escalate their pogrom against the American people.
>
>ARTICLE FROM: http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle/376/theproof.shtml
If you’re voting for Bush, you deserve whatever wage you get.
“Democrats sought minimum wage increases in three steps of 70 cents
each, to $7.25. Republicans countered with raises in two steps of 55
cents apiece, to $6.25, as well as several pro-business provisions.
These include an option for employees to work up to 80 hours over two
weeks without qualifying for overtime pay; a provision restricting the
ability of states to raise the minimum wage for restaurant employees;
and waiving wage and overtime rules for workers in some small
businesses now covered.”
Yes, not only do they want to not increase minimum wage, but they want
to take away your overtime too. Not that this affects salaried workers. We’re already slaves to our bosses’s whims and making enough money to be bribed into the lifestyle. We already get to work over 40 hrs without overtime.
But now, that slavery shall creep the ever-growing working class as well. As if you poor saps didn’t have it hard enough.
Thanks fucking Republicans.
And thank you to the United fuckheads of America who voted for this shit. And no, I’m not referring to the citzenry, but the idiots who put this shit in place.
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