Being Asian + making a map of your school = arrested. You can get mp3s of E. Howard Hunt’s deathbed confession about the CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy. Just released! Also, someone is suing a D.C. dry cleaner for $67 million for losing his pants. And don’t purchase your local TV stations in HDTV from your HDTV provider — all you need is an antenna, silly! Finally: hilarious urine-related news. Read on for the links. (more…)