Armed cops waste hours on a 6-foot-tall Lara Croft doll. GasBuddy! Stop paying top price for gas!
I’m jumping for joy now that Jerry Falwell is finally dead.
Western Baptist Church is picketing his funeral!
They took my idea, those bastards!

Don’t let this happen. We can win.
Simply stop going to places that charge more
Capitalism and market-driven economic forces can still work, right?


Or, we can stand there and just pay whatever price is asked of us without any form of protest whatsoever. Anyone remember a little something called the Boston Tea Party? They’d be called terrorists, nowadays.

Jerry Falwell: Not dead soon enough.
May you rot in hell, eternally sucking Satan’s cock.