July 2007

And…Futurama Movie Set For November 27!!!!!!  Red Light Cameras become Spy CamerasArmed neo-Nazis assault New Jersey protestors, police assist their agenda The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. TRANSFORMERS parodies on youtube! (more…)

A self-congratulatory pat on my own back for this blog reaching 150,000 views.  It took over 2 years to get the first 50,000, and less than 4 months to get the next 50,000.  About 3.25 months to get the 3rd 50,000.  At this rate, I would expect to hit 200,000 around Nov 15th.  We’ll see.

This also beats out all individual pages on my webpage, except for my media query page which has over 1,000,000 views.  I really should slap some Google AdSense on that!

    25 years in prison for possessing pills that you have a legal prescription for.  Arrested, assaulted, tasered for flying a flag upside down.  Fined $100 for throwing trash in a trash can (that’s littering, y’know!).  This is the sick sad world we live in.  Totalitarianism is spreading. (more…)

      Also: Necrophilia is legal in Wisconsin. “Get it while it’s cold!”  4 Men Framed By FBI Awarded $101 Million After Decades In Prison For Murder They Did Not Commit Sign the petition to stop New York’s new restrictive photographer laws! (more…)

        Cop taped beating man in post-Katrina New Orleans gets off scot-free (except for losing his job)“Loose Change” 911 documentary co-creator charged for desertion of army – despite having served 3 years, and left over 2 years ago.  New BBC documentary to expose 1933 plot to overthrow US government, which included George W. Bush’s grandfather.  U.S. Senators Call for Universal Internet Filtering (related: Deep Packet Inspection & Net Neutrality).  Man convicted of indecent exposure for masturbating in his own jail cellStudents jailed for having extremist materialFairfax Virginia Police Officers Sean Cheetham, Lt. Michael Grinnan, and Lt. Lance Schaible, Sued By County Planning Commissioner For AssaultThe cat that can predict death. (more…)

        So last Thursday, my contractor (Dan Lopez of Virginia Design Builders, who lives in Laurel, MD) called me and asked for me to return his call.  I thought we were done.  But after a few minutes, I called him back, wanting to find out what the deal was this time.  His tone and demeanor seemed to have changed from previous times we’ve dealt with him.  He practically apologized for the way the whole thing went down.  He may have even said the word “sorry” in the context of a larger sentence.  (I think I replied that I was sorry things turned out the way they were — which is really a non-apology, because none of this was my fault.)    More: (more…)

          Plus: Teens face ten years in prison for slapping girls’ butts.  And, Reboot will be renewed as feature-length movies!  Also: Netflix subscriptions dropping. Join nowIt’s way better per dollar than cable! (more…)

          “That Osama Bin Laden — he was quite a nice guy, until he started shitting black ducks.”

          So, my Dad’s been tracing my family genealogy, and has been putting it all into a tree I maintain at http://www.Geni.com. As mentioned before, I am descended from some kings, including William The Conqueror, King of England.

          Well, my Dad’s done some amazing work, in no small part due to the great efforts of my dad’s dad, before he died. Now I see that I am also descended from none other than Julius Caesar!

          The tree now contains over 800 people, and goes back 3 generations before someone who died in 381 B.C!!!

          It helps that there are some intersections with royal lineages, which are heavily documented. Helenus IV, King, Cimmerians started it all. Then I can count down via 37 kings (and 1 queen), to 2 dukes, to 8 more kings, a princess, king, princess, duke, 2 emporers and an empress of the Holy Roman Empire, 4 princesses, 2 counts, a schlub, Henry I (King Of England)…. Then we get to about the 1100s and things get less interesting as more and more non-royal people fill the planet and somehow end up getting laid. It’s all very interesting.

          And he says the best is yet to come.

          I’m kind of freaked out by all this. It’s awesome though. Any relatives who want to join my tree — drop me an email. (Since I haven’t really disclosed my last name here, good luck.)

          UPDATE: Dad wasn’t kidding. The family tree goes back to Adam. Yes, Adam & Eve Adam. I have to wonder, at what point does the line get crossed, and a family tree simply becomes mythology? William The Conqueror I can accept. By now, that realization almost seems Banal. Julius Caesar I can even accept, though it hurts my brain. But Adam? Fucking Adam? You have got to be kidding me! That’s insane! I’m sure there must be a tenuous link in there somewhere, but good luck disproving anything. This is nuts!!!


          UPDATE: Later, he removed the biblical part, because it reduced the overall credilibity of the tree.

          Glen being Glen. And he put it up on YouTube for us all to see.  Anyway, this is what it’s like going out in public with him.  You be the judge.

          ^^^ There are 5 videos. That one was the first. To see the rest, click more. (more…)

            Bush’s Dungeons & Dragons stats revealed!!! DING DONG, Tammy Faye is dead. Police Vs Children’s Birthday Parties. iPhone hacked. And a Freezepop music video, or is it?:


            The Ween song “You Fucked Up” is the final song in the Season 3 premiere of Showtime’s acclaimed show “Weeds“.  It’s use is very appropriate, and I was very happy to see Ween pop up somewhere unexpected yet again. (more…)

              He had to have four surgeries.  Also: It’s safer to ride in the back of a plane.  And hey, our staining is almost done! (more…)

              Apple’s iPhone is likely a Trojan Horse For Government Surveillance, in some people’s opinions. Considering both the U.S. and U.K. governments have turned on the microphones of peoples’ cellphones even when they are not in use, and that the U.S. government now has “spyware” that they can install on your computer (used recently to catch the teenager who was making bomb threats on Myspace) I’d say the likelihood of someone’s iPhone being used to spy on them is pretty much 100%. (more…)

              Plus, censorship is trying to find a stronger voice in america: Senate Committee Passes FCC Indecency Bill. And of course, the American police state becomes more and more obvious every day: Cop crashes into tractor trailer and dies in search of fugitive; fugitive *40 miles away* charged with his murder. And in Texas, more than 10% of citizens are currently wanted by police. (more…)

              Video courtesy of Casey D, audio and effects courtesy of Aaron E.

              Also, check out Aaron E’s tribute to “Home Rainbow” (by Ween), combined with the movie Rocky — this shit is hilarious:

              It’s happened again. I’ve gotten another parking ticket from a location I wasn’t at!  At least this time, it wasn’t from Ohio.   But I was at work in McLean when I allegedly didn’t fill the meter in Alexandria.  TOTAL BULLSHIT.  What the fuck is happening?  And how do I stop the City Of Alexandria from doing this shit to me?

              Teen Girls Accused Of Setting Kitten Ablaze. Police brutality over a noise complaint at a party. Man decapitates himself after driving off with neck tied to tree in Nagoya. (more…)

                And a few kings from Norway, and an Attorney General of Virginia in the 1700s.  Go figure.  Kings on the left, prophets on the right.  So anyway, did you know that Harry Potter is thinly-veiled homosexual propagandaCHRISTIANS SUCK UK road cameras  track all movement? (more…)

                  Starting a fire with sticks is a very useful skill in an emergency.  And in a non-emergency, Kevin Spencer is an awesome cartoon to watch!  I could go on and on and on… (more…)

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