Cocaine charge = 12 inch catheter up your penis? And he only won $15K for that??????? Meanwhile, more on censorship being very alive in America. And a mom & toddler kicked off a plane because the toddler wouldn’t stop saying “bye bye plane”. But the war on drugs is going strong! Our Drug Czar said that marijuana growers are terrorists!

And: my great-grandfather’s nephew currently headlines in Branson. WTF?! It’s true, Glen! Also: Expensive tweezers, and cheap business cards printed with your FlickR photos.