Students expelled for kissing on the bus. WTF? Isn’t our DNA the ultimate authority here? It’s almost as if the 1984-esque future where sex is illegal is something the establishment (in this case, the schools) actually wants. This is like punishing someone for being a human being.  I say Theresa Riley is a bitch, and a joke! I know her type…

Pennies suck!! And this is why we should get rid of them!  Another excellent article from my half-uncle’s blog — usually he writes about religion sucking, but in this case, it’s about pennies sucking, and not being worth having. And he’s right.

    Man recycles his trash, cancels his trash service – a year later, the trash company sues him for NOT taking his trash out!  Just… wow. If we ever get to the point of not needing the trash companies, they apparently wont go down without a fight. It seems to be a trend that dying industries behave like a cornered dog, but the trash company?!  There’s plenty of trash to go around!  They should be congratulating this guy for not making as much as everyone else.  Ohh, his fires smell funny.  Maybe he’s burning a bit of trash?  Either way — gotta love a city ordinance forcing you to create garbage! And a lawsuit to boot…