January 2008


I’ve been grabbing a lot of episodes of “cartoons that never should have been” lately. Not for watching, but mostly for having. And laughing at. And fast-forwarding through. And getting a feel of how bad they were. I present you with screenshots from “New Kids On The Block:TAS”(1990) (imdb).

http://clint.sheer.us/download/imagedump/newkids-0n-the-c0ck-tas-vlcsnap-5270099.pngLet me just state for the record that, so far, no “Cartoon That Never Should Have Been” has terrified me quite as much as this one. I loathe New Kids On The Block, and I’m pretty sure that 99% of people visiting this blogpost feel the same way. (more…)

And of course, an insane tale if I’ve ever heard one — Grandmother arrested at McDonald’s for not pulling forward. Can anyone please identify the arresting officer? [UPDATE: Officer Matthew Parco] And put that piggy on a diet? Pretty much everyone is failing to see how this is a proper course of action–including the mayor and the people who ran the jail (who wouldn’t put her in a cell or a jumpsuit–checks and balances, baby). Voting machines fail, causing many people to not be able to vote. Torture. Taser lawsuit victory. Cops shackle stabbing victim to wheelchair, then Officer William J. Cozzi beats him – video included. This guy was a stabbing victim, and they charged him for not cooperating… Just how cooperative are you supposed to be after getting stabbedwhile drunk? It’s not necessarily you’re fault that you’re now drunk and stabbed in a hospital. I’d like to know more but what was done was uncalled for no matter what. At least he didn’t beat a handcuffed suspect until his NECK BROKEthat officer got … drumroll … a ten-hour suspension for breaking a neck! And who said cops aren’t above the law??? (more…)

Tasering the Country Into Submission, We Are a Police State – Excellent OpEd by Anothony Wade about the state of tasers today.

Bobby Fischer. Officers joked about dying man. Scientology Sued. Stripper jailed after saying 13yo raped her. Coward cops shot 1-leggedc man. (more…)

i can haz websiet? 24: 1994 Pilot – Jack Bauer saves w/AOL. The Library Of Congress is on flickr! Virginia House Of Delegates Passes Salvia Divinorum Ban. WAKE UP: It’s Safer to Be a Cop Than a Farmer. Taser death. Sucker-tasing of innocent caught on cam. “Human Fear” weapon uses pheromones. (more…)

guess I’ll go to bed now.  Why am I still up????

I’ve been grabbing a lot of episodes of “cartoons that never should have been” lately. Not for watching, but mostly for having. And laughing at. And fast-forwarding through. And getting a feel of how bad they were. I present you with screenshots from “Dumb & Dumber” (the animated series) (1995) (imdb).

http://clint.sheer.us/download/imagedump/dumb-and-dummmmer-tas-vlcsnap-5104405.png (more…)

Remember the song “Valerie?” (Valeriiieeeeee… Call on meeeeee…. Call on meeeeee.. Valeriiieeee.) You’d think it was about a specific Valerie, right? His lyrics claim “I’m the same boy I used to be”, but Valerie isn’t even the same girl she is right now! Does this make Steve Winwood a fucking liar? The “Valerie” in the music videos is different in the American version and the European version! What the fuck! Is this some corporate interference? I had remembered the lyrics incorrectly, thinking they were “She’s the same girl she used to be”, and I was irate. I’ve calmed down now. Observe:

American Valerie

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Oh boy, I mentioned sex stories AND female bisexuality. Something tells me this post may one day become more popular than my |>runk T33ns Sh!tting post (which I can’t even mention or my fecalphiliac-referral traffic will spike insanely). You CAN resist arrest. Disorderly Conduct is too broad – Iraqi man arrested for yelling. Police chase over broken taillights kills innocent people. Bisexuality not transitional in women — so explain “porn drift”? alt.sex.stories writer arrested for his stories, despite having been doing this for fifteen yeras. (more…)


I did not realize this was on youtube. I’ve had this for years.

Music reviews! Voltaire! Ween! Paypal blocks Ron Paul recount (TechCrunch backs this story up, by the way). LOCAL: Fairfax County Deputy Robert A. Rombero Jr. pleads guilty to child pornography charges. WTF: Man, innocent, sits in jail for 11 years — including ***2 years*** after judge orders him released! Man dies from abdominal injuries, broken neck; authorities claim he fell out of his bed. Yeah, right! (more…)

Is the war on drugs won yet? Catnip repels mosquitoes TEN TIMES more effectively than DEET. (more…)

Thanks to Dave O for posting a blog reminding me about the Beagle Brothers. I remember those all-too-well, from the days of Byte and Nibble? magazine(s). (more…)

So, Saturday night at midnight I began my birthday celebrations. I’m 34 now. (more…)

I’ve been grabbing a lot of episodes of “cartoons that never should have been” lately. Not for watching, but mostly for having. And laughing at. And fast-forwarding through. And getting a feel of how bad they were. I present you with screenshots from “The Fonz & The Happy Days Gang”(1980) (imdb).

http://clint.sheer.us/download/imagedump/f0nz-tas-vlcsnap-5085632.png (more…)

Worst. Family Ever. Vampira dead. Octopamine? People viewing The Constitution ejected due to their political shirts (!). Prisoners to be implanted with RFID. “Do you have any niggers in the building?“(actual quote from Chicago police). Charged for writing “fuck”. (more…)

I’ve been grabbing a lot of episodes of “cartoons that never should have been” lately. Not for watching, but mostly for having. And laughing at. And fast-forwarding through. And getting a feel of how bad they were. I present you with screenshots from “Teen Wolf: The Animated Series” (1986) (imdb link here).
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BBSING: ACiD’s (wiki here) final ANSI art park. California wants to control your thermostat. That’s my property! PETA killed 97 percent of its animals — which is exactly why animal shelters shouldn’t be so motherfucking anal. STUDENTS RIGHTS! (more…)

I’ve never burped and had it taste like burnt plastic before. WTF?!?!?!

In possibly-related news, Carolyn cooked a new meal tonight, “scalloped tomatoes”. It was the best vegetarian meal I’ve ever eaten. We were both completely stuffed with only 400 calories. Of course we were both hungry again in 4 hrs, but that’s usual for me.

And, even less related: that new “Sunflower” vegetarian restaurant on Route 7? Teh suck! There’s sooooo many vegetarian meals I could have enjoyed, but they managed to screw every menu item up….There was nothing good. I stared at the menu for 20 minutes, made my best guess, and could barely get it down. I tried others’ meals, and every one was completely unpleasant. They even made noodles with tomato sauce that had something crunchy and disgusting in them — I didn’t know you could screw up noodles, but apparently if you pay, you can get a cook skilled enough to do so. Crunchy noodles? Okay, I admit it: I’m anti-crunch most of the time. The *company* was great (shoutout to Meagan/Glen/Angel/Ian/Lauren/Ryan) but I wont be convinced to return. Ever. They hardly had any foods that used my favorite veggies: tomatoes and cucumbers. Everything was mushrooms or other weird veggies I’ve never heard of. How about a standard Ceasar Salad? Is that so hard? Ugh. Carolyn’s scalloped tomatoes were 10X better than anything Sunflower had to offer. Sunflower should totally serve this recipe.

And yes, I originally just wanted to post about my burp, but it unexpectedly turned into a rant when I realized the burp came from vegetarian food that was far better than that I’ve paid for. Time to edit my subject line! Sunday for my birthday I’m checking out Rio Grande with my family — should be good. I love Mexican food (yes, it’s Mexican, not Peruvian or Salvadorian) more than any other ‘genre’.

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