This was one of the finest Rocky Horror showings I’ve ever been to. I held onto this blogpost draft for 14 months before deciding to just spooge the fragments out to the world without properly waiting. I mean, I saw Rocky Horror on the same approximate weekend the following year before ever posting this. So here goes… I am not attempting to make any coherent review here; just sharing info.

“Squeal like a pig.” I don’t remember why that was written in this draft.

All of us waiting in line:
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Casey: “I’ve never seen people dress like this before”. (Ahh Casey, your naivety is refreshing.)
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Virgins! We had several, including Casey, my sister, and her boyfriend:
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devirginifation: Casey & Chris sticks their hands in/on guy’s pants to try to guess what was in them:
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Casey survived:

devirginification: Britt paticipates in a group-thrusting:
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Britt’s boyfriend Chris was whisked away to become a temporary addition to the crew — I’d never seen that done before:
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There was a talent show, and it turns out some of the people up front were strippers from a West Virginia strip club:
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For their talent, they made out:
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They would have won if I were the judge, but the hot girl who played Janet last time we were there won instead by doing jumping jacks:

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I was flabbergasted. Making out is far cooler than jumping jacks!

By the way, FUCK the rules!:

Because this was a special anniversary for the Tranny Concubines – the group that runs this – they had a special “Rocky Horror Hip-Hop Show”. This was NOT standard, and was really just a bonus dance routine for the people involved to perform.

By the way, despite opening a midnight, the movie didn’t even start until 1:20AM! The whole event went on until 3AM!

I got a brief lap dance of my own:
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And around 1:20, as I mentioned before — the movie finally started:

THE FOLLOWING YEAR

Since I took so long to post this, I may as well add stuff from the 5/17/2008 showing we went to as well. I’ll be quick.

It was packed:
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There were hot chicks:
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Some of them made out:
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Some wore a collar and leash:
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Some wore a collar and leash AND made out:
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And, most importantly, Jesse fucked an inflatable cow:
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As always, there were may virgins:
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(That’s a diptych so it’s deceptive.)

All-in-all, a good time. I feel sorry for the friends who are still too scared to attend. They’ll die with less experience. Their loss. Seriously though… Not trying out Rocky Horror is like not trying out… Well… Lots of things that you should try out! It’s like never going camping, or never drinking a beer. Sheesh.