movie coverI'd rather be watching TV![IMDB link] [Netflix link] Watched 1 (right around when I watched The Hills have Eyes remake).

PEOPLE: Henry Rollins. This is the coolest thing he’s ever done, and the only thing I’ve ever been able to tolerate. I once bought a Black Flag cassette around 1991 that I hated so much that I physically ingested the entire cassette cover, and strung the tape down my entire street (10 houses or so?). He’s only been allowed on my screen when Beavis & Butt-head watch the video of him.

QUIRKS: Henry Rollins becomes “Rollambo” in this movie; a military guy who goes on a killing spree.

VISUALS: Special effects? Not so realistic (not enough blood), but disturbing nonetheless.

MORALS: Stay out of West Virginia.

POLITICS: Pollution is bad. The government should not ignore the detrimental effects of birth defects on people who want to not be eaten.

BAD STUFF: The framework for the movie is the filming of a reality TV show (with Henry Rollins as the host). I hate reality TV.

CONCLUSION: Despite the bad things, the killings start FAST, and it doesn’t let up. While only a generic pass of a horror movie, there’s certainly not as many dull or boring moments as their could have been.

RECOMMENDATION: I wouldn’t necessarily recommend this, unless you enjoyed the 1st and want to see more.

MOVIE QUOTE: Nina Papas: Birth defects? No shit.
[looking at a barrel of toxic waste that reads may cause birth defects]

COINCIDENCES: (House Of 1000 Corpses, Wrong Turn 2) Two movies in a row with fucked up rednecks who kill, and who wore a mask of the skin of one of the victims while engaging in sex-related activities.

FRIENDS’ RATINGS: Ian didn’t like it [same as Wrong Turn 1]; thanks for trying, Ian :)

Mood: wanting bacon
Music: Ministry – Animosity (Alternate Mix)