Saturday, July 25th, 2009


 movie coverI'd rather be watching TV![IMDB link] [Netflix link]

PEOPLE/QUIRKS: Everyone knows who Cheech & Chong are, and what they do in their movies…

BAD STUFF: …Well, they don’t really do any of it in this movie. I don’t even remember anyone smoking pot. And it takes place during the French revolution. Say goodbye to anything topical. If you thought 1970s Cheech & Chong movies were dated, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

CONCLUSION: SKIP IT!! OH DEAR GOD! 2 stars! 4/10 on IMDB!

RECOMMENDATION: Watch ANY OTHER Cheech & Chong movie. They are great. It’s only due to their greatness that a piece of shit like this could ever be squeezed out between the 2 cheeks of Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong.

MOVIE QUOTE: Corsican Brother #1: “I’m so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!” — Given that IMDB quotes for this movie only list 3 quotes, and this is one of them — that really says something about the quality of dialog here. (more…)