Tabbitha, on geese:
“I am tickled that my pure and poignant hatred for geese (especially of the Canadian variety) has made enough of an impression on others that it can be referenced in a caption.
Geese are evil and must die. Fucking geese. I spit on you, flying oversized rodents. If only there were flying oversized snakes that could sqeeze the breath out of them mid-air and swallow their twitching goose bodies whole.”
“So many geese. So few opportunities to kick them in the head with my Doc Martins.”
Mood: starting to get hungry again… bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Music: NoFX – Straight Edge