March 2013


VIDEO: Real Eagle vs Hawk Death Match Caught on Video

Holy shit. Do not fuck with momma’s eggs! Momma gonna fuck you up…. ‘MURICA

LINK URL: http://theinterrobang.com/2013/03/real-eagle-vs-hawk-death-match-caught-on-video/

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MEDIA: VIDEO: TV SHOWS/MOVIES/CARTOONS: Undeniable Proof That “The Walking Dead” And “Toy Story” Have The Exact Same Plot

Too good to not share. I like cartoons. I like movies. I like zombies. This post covers all three.

LINK URL: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/undeniable-proof-that-the-walking-dead-and-toy-story-have-th

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Fucking mapquest.

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Largest size (for downloading) here.

LOL. I lol’ed.

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VIDEO: MOVIES: REVIEW: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit 1: An Unxpected Journey (2012) –
Clint: 5/5 stars, 8/10.
Carolyn: 5/5 stars, 8.4/10.

Native ratings: 4.2/5 stars Netflix, 8.2/10 IMDB (174th highest-rated movie ever).

A great set-up movie, as expected. You don’t get the satisfaction of a real conclusion, as these stories are LOOONNNNG.

Intro to Gollum, Sting, finding the ring, etc… We are so ready for movie #2!

LINK URL: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903624/combined

RELIGION: USPS Discriminates Against ‘Atheist’ Merchandise

America is full of religious assholes who want to violate the rights of people who don’t worship the same imaginary sky fairy as them

10 times more likely to lose a package that says atheist on it! And only in America, not in Germany.

The assholes are here. Everywhere.

This one is faced squarely on Christians, as they compose the majority of religious people here.

LINK URL: http://news.slashdot.org/story/13/03/27/0240241/usps-discriminates-against-atheist-merchandise?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

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Women get abortions a lot more than men do. (Because it’s impossible for men to.)
Women also support the right to have an abortion more than men do.

Men smoke marijuana a lot more than women do.
Men also support the right to smoke marijuana more than women do.

So who’s laws are on who’s bodies, again?

There are more instances of marijuana use per year than abortions.
There are more men in jail for doing what they want with their body than there are women.

How about all the dicks on both sides of the aisle look over to the other side, then to the mirror, and see how similar you all are to your enemies? Stop telling other people what to do. It’s easy. You just… stop. Just… stop.

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 movie coverI'd rather be watching TV![IMDB link] [Netflix link]

PLOT SUMMARY: Boring married couple steals a reservation at a restaurant, causing a case of mistaken identity that causes them to be involved with criminals.

UNCOMFORTABLE PLOT SUMMARY (inspired by this): Karma is a bitch for reservation-stealers.

PEOPLE: Starring Steve Carell and Tina Fey. They work really well together as a married couple, though Carell is definitely the funnier one. With Mark Wahlberg aka Marky Mark (Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights), Taraji P. Henson as the good cop (Queenie from The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button), bad cops played by Jimmi Simpson (The Invention Of Lying, the virtual man from Virtuality) and Common, and a D.A. played by William Fichtner (Blades Of Glory, Ultraviolet, Equilibrium, Strange Days, Go, Armageddon). Brief roles by Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70’s Show, Meg from Family Guy, Extract), Kristen Wiig (never gets enough camera time!) (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard, Extract, Adventureland, The Brothers Solomon, Knocked Up), James Franco (Harry Osborn in the Spider-Man movies, Pineapple Express). And of course the cabbie is Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm!

QUIRKS: It’s a comedy-crime-romance film. I’m not sure if that’s the right order. It might be crime-comedy-romance. Or maybe it’s more comedy in the beginning, crime in the middle, and romance at the very end? It’s an interesting combination. The last action movie I saw that had this much comedy in it was possibly Big Nothing (but it had no romance).

SOUNDTRACK: Not particularly remarkable to me, but it opened with Ramones‘s Blitzkrieg Bop.

MORALS: Authority sucks. But kids suck even more.

POLITICS: Politicians are corrupt.

CONCLUSION: It’s not a 5-star comedy OR a 5-star action/crime/thriller movie, but the two aspects combined made this a successful 4-star movie. Carolyn & I both had a great time watching this. Carrel and Fey work really well together, and they threw in just enough jokes and ridiculous situations to keep the laughs coming — up until the action and romance took over at the climax (which is to be expected in a movie like this).

Also, this movie just reaffirms how shitty it is to have children, and how they take away your freedom.

RATINGS:
Clint: Netflix: 4/5 stars. IMDB: 8/10.
Carolyn: Netflix: 4/5 stars. IMDB: 8/10.

The native public rating for this movie is: IMDB: 6.6/10, Netflix: 3.8/5 stars (Netflix‘s predicted rating for us was 3.9/5 stars).

RECOMMENDATION: Carrel & Fey fans should check this out.

SIMILAR MOVIES: Big Nothing, but add romance.

MOVIE QUOTE: Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That’s a kill shot!
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 movie coverI'd rather be watching TV![IMDB link] [Netflix link]

UNCOMFORTABLE PLOT SUMMARY (inspired by this): [highlight for spoilers] Stalker sends man to his own personal hell.

PEOPLE: Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Penelope Cruz. Cameron Diaz’s character was indeed creepy, despite the fact that in real life, it is Tom Cruise who is the creepier of the two. And Penelope always seems to be in love triangle movies — I’m looking at you, Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

QUIRKS: Remake of a spanish movie “Open Your Eyes” (the original had Penelope Cruz too!).

Non-linear storytelling. And it’s not just for the sake of doing it, like it is in some movies. There’s a good reason [which can’t be revealed without spoiling it] for things to be done this way. It also adds to the mystery aspect, and dreamlike feel of the movie.

VISUALS: This is more of a cerebral movie than a visual movie… but there are definitely its visual moments. Definitely.

BAD STUFF: Some people were confused by it, but those people were dumb.

CONCLUSION: While I don’t have much to say specifically about this movie… It was definitely great, and tied together very well. Much more philosophical than I thought as I was watching it. And just confusing enough to be very engaging.

RATINGS:

Carolyn: Netflix: 5/5 stars. IMDB: 9/10.
Clint: Netflix: 5/5 stars. IMDB: 9/10. I kinda felt it was 4/5 stars most of the time, but then the ending really tied it together. Unable to decide whether I’d rate it 4/5 or 5/5 stars, I am deferring to Carolyn’s judgment.

The native public rating for this movie is: IMDB: 6.9/10, Netflix: 3.1/5 stars (Netflix‘s predicted rating for us was 3.8/5 stars).

RECOMMENDATION: Don’t pass this up based on its summary; this movie is deeper than it lets on.

SIMILAR MOVIES: Tons, but to say which ones might reveal plot spoilers ;)

MOVIE QUOTES:

Sofia: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

Rebecca Dearborn: What is any life without the pursuit of a dream?

FRIENDS’ RATINGS: Parthena & Christian loved it. Tatiana & Benj really liked it. Glen & Stacy liked it. But Ian didn’t like it. (more…)

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