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PLOT SUMMARY: Woman tries to hold on to her love, despite multiple witch’s curses working against her.

UNCOMFORTABLE PLOT SUMMARY (inspired by this): [highlight for spoilers] Witches kill men.

PEOPLE: Nicole Kidmanat her HOTTEST –, Sandra Bullock, and Aiden Quinn (The Handmaid’s Tale).

QUIRKS: Based on a book. Witchcraft. Nicole Kidman acting slutty and looking the sexist I’ve ever seen her.

…They really got drunk during that scene.

VISUALS: Nicole Kidman acting slutty and looking the sexist I’ve ever seen her.

SOUNDTRACK: Well, they used “Always On My Mind”. That’s one more song than I recognize with most movies.

MORALS: True love prevails, even over witchcraft.

GOOD STUFF: Nicole Kidman acting slutty and looking the sexist I’ve ever seen her.

BAD STUFF: Chick flick about love.

CONCLUSION: Better than your average chick flick.

RATINGS:
Clint: Netflix: 3/5 stars. IMDB: 5.8/10. (A lowish 6/10.)
Carolyn: Netflix: 3/5 stars. IMDB: 7/10. She liked it more. Makes sense, since it’s a chick flick.

The native public rating for this movie is: IMDB: 5.5/10 — less than both of us (which is normal), Netflix: 3.6/5 stars (higher than both of us–odd). (Netflix‘s predicted rating for us was 2.7/5 stars, which is pretty damn close).

RECOMMENDATION: Watch this if your like chick flicks, or if you REALLY like Nicole Kidman. Or if magick interests you. But beware, it’s a total chick flick. Better than most chick flicks, though.

SIMILAR MOVIES: I don’t care to think about it.

MOVIE QUOTE: Aunt Frances Owens: My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!

Mood: itchy
Music: NoFX – Straight Edge