I'd rather be watching TV![IMDB link] [Not available on Netflix.]

PLOT SUMMARY: A sports comedy mockumentary — about professional Rock, Scissor, Paper leagues.

UNCOMFORTABLE PLOT SUMMARY (inspired by this): Sports suck…even when they’re pretend.

VISUALS: Low budget mockumentary feel.

BAD STUFF: A lot of jokes just for the sake of being ridiculous… But it’s almost like they were chosen random, or poorly improvised. A lot of it falls flat. It simply isn’t funny most of the time. Bad, bad jokes.

In many ways, this is some of the most retarded shit I’ve ever seen in my life. But they’re going for that. But not in a way that works well, like, say, Tim And Eric‘s parody of bad local access television.

GOOD STUFF: The ridiculousness. I mean, really. This is incredibly ridiculous. That’s the ONLY redeeming quality.

It’s really a sport too! James O pointed me out to this: http://www.usarps.com/

CONCLUSION: A poor mockumentary movie, with many failing, un-funny jokes. Impossible to watch in one sitting — it took us 4, because we had to keep turning it off for being too awful. The utter ridiculousness, however, kept us turning it back on the following day.

RATINGS:
Clint: Netflix: 2.6/5 stars. IMDB: 4/10. Yes, I’m rating this movie as more on the bad side than good–but I still enjoyed it. Parts of it anyway. Thus a 2.6/5  – a combination of “didn’t like” and “like”.
Carolyn: Netflix: 2.6/5 stars. IMDB: 4/10. Same.

The native public rating for this movie is: IMDB: 5.2/10.

RECOMMENDATION: If you watch this movie, watch it in 20 minute segments or so. It’s too awful to watch all the way through. But it’s also so ridiculous, that I couldn’t permanently abort it. But if you really want a funny sports comedy, watch The Foot Fist Way instead. Or Blades Of Glory.

MOVIE QUOTE: “People think that the only strategy to the game is to play random, but THEY’RE WRONG! If you play random, you will win 1/3rd of the time, tie 1/3rd of the time, and lose 1/3rd of the time. You can’t play random if you want to be a champion.”
-paraphrased interview with mock league champion in movie.

COINCIDENCES: (real life, Rock,Paper,Scissors:The Way Of The Tosser) Character introduced and described a nail clipper while Clint was holding and using one.
(Bro’ Town #32, Rock,Paper,Scissors:The Way Of The Tosser) Two videos a row with the game Rock Paper Scissors.

Mood: annoyed
Music: Sepultura – War