VIDEO: MOVIES: REVIEW: Dredd (2012)
4/5 stars, 8/10 from both of us.
Native rating: 3.9/5 stars, 7.3/10.
This was quite action-heavy, as expected. Since that was our expectation, we were satisfied.
The quirk of a drug called “Slo-Mo” that slows down time to 1% was amazing with the way they represented it on film. Wow.
At a couple points, they had shitty cgi blood, the worst since Star Trek 5…but fortunately that was only a 1-2 time thing and it looked good the rest of the movie.
Overall, this was visually superior to the previous version…. And the previous version’s visuals were a lot of what it had going for it.
But now things are modern, and sssso deliciously crisssssssp. The old movie couldn’t offer that. And I think Stallone is kind of cheesy anyway.
So file this under: Yet another remake I liked better than the original, just like with Total Recall.
Of course one can always say this is not a remake, but another, different adaptation of the source material.
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Imagine my surprise one late Saturday night (1:44AM on 9/16/2012) when Carolyn said she didn’t know there was a such thing as a Pink Panther movie! WTF! How the hell can you not know this, Carolyn? I was pretty flabbergasted so I made it a point to make Carolyn watch all 11 Pink Panther movies with me. Plus, I didn’t remember any of them, and also hadn’t seen some of them.
PLOT SUMMARY: Inspecter Clouseau is a bumbling fool who somehow manages to solve cases, all the while stressing out his boss so the point of driving the boss homicidally insane.
PEOPLE: The earlier movies are mostly done by Blake Edwards, generally starring Peter Sellers, until the actor died and those movies continued on without him. Herbert Lom plays his deranged boss [except for the first movie]. The remake movies star Steve Martin.
BTW, Herbert Lom died 11 days after I found out Carolyn didn’t know these movies existed and had decided to watch these movies. Weird!
QUIRKS: Slapstick detective mysteries. Bumbling idiocy peppered with intrigue and a tinge of sexiness.
VISUALS: Typical 1960s/1970s low-grade visual quality.
SOUNDTRACK: Henry Mancini’s Pink Panther song, which everyone was familiar with when they watched the Pink Panther cartoon on TV as a kid. In later movies there is a Disco-ish version.
GOOD STUFF: Some hilarious slapstick and dialog-based comedy.
BAD STUFF: Nothing specifically bad, per se…. The movies simply just aren’t great.
CONCLUSION: These movies are universally not nearly as good as I remembered. The rose-tinted glasses of nostalgia strike yet again! These are iconic. These are classics. These are must-see movies. But they aren’t masterpieces. They aren’t even great. They’re just decent.
Which movies did we like better? Hard to say exactly, because it’s hard to maintain numerical consistence with oneself when giving out ratings. But we do our best, and this is the order we came up with:
RANKING: BY CLINT’S RATING:
11 > 6 > 2 > 10 > 4 > 7 > 8 > 5 > 9 > 3 > 1
Pink Panther 11: Pink Panther reboot 2 (2009) – 3.2/5 stars, 7.2/10.
Pink Panther 6: Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978) – 3/5 stars, 7/10 from both of us.
Pink Panther 2: A Shot In The Dark (1964) – 3/5 stars, 7/10.
Pink Panther 10: Pink Panther reboot 1 (2006) – 3/5 stars, 6.6/10.
Pink Panther 4: The Return Of The Pink Panther (1974) – 3/5 stars from both of us. 6.4/10 from Clint
Pink Panther 7: The Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982) – Clint: 3/5 stars, 6.4/10.
Pink Panther 8: Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983) – Clint: 3/5 stars, 6.4/10.
Pink Panther 5: The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) – 3/5 stars, 6/10 from Clint
Pink Panther 9: Son Of The Pink Panther (1993) – Clint: 3/5 stars, 6/10.
Pink Panther 3: Inspector Clouseau (1968) – 3/5 stars, 5.6/10.
Pink Panther 1 (1963) – Clint: 2/5 stars, 4.6/10.
RANKING: BY CAROLYN’S RATING:
11 > 2 > 6 > 8 > 10 > 9 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 7 > 1
Pink Panther 11: Pink Panther reboot 2 (2009) – 3.2/5 stars, 7.2/10.
Pink Panther 2: A Shot In The Dark (1964) – 3/5 stars, 7/10.
Pink Panther 6: Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978) – 3/5 stars, 7/10 from both of us.
Pink Panther 8: Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983) – Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 7/10.
Pink Panther 10: Pink Panther reboot 1 (2006) – 3/5 stars, 6.6/10.
Pink Panther 9: Son Of The Pink Panther (1993) – Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 6/10.
Pink Panther 4: The Return Of The Pink Panther (1974) – 3/5 stars from both of us. 5.6/10 from Carolyn.
Pink Panther 5: The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) – 3/5 stars, 5.6/10 from Carolyn.
Pink Panther 3: Inspector Clouseau (1968) – 3/5 stars, 5.6/10.
Pink Panther 7: The Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982) – Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 5/10.
Pink Panther 1 (1963) – Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 5/10.
RANKING: BY IMDB‘S RATING:
2 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 10 > 11 > 3 > 7 > 8 > 9
Pink Panther 2: A Shot In The Dark (1964) – 7.5/10
Pink Panther 1 (1963) – 7.2/10
Pink Panther 5: The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) – 7.1/10
Pink Panther 4: The Return Of The Pink Panther (1974) – 7.0/10
Pink Panther 6: Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978) – 6.5/10
Pink Panther 10: Pink Panther reboot 1 (2006) – 5.3/10
Pink Panther 11: Pink Panther reboot 2 (2009) – 5.3/10
Pink Panther 3: Inspector Clouseau (1968) – 4.9/10
Pink Panther 7: The Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982) – 4.7/10
Pink Panther 8: Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983) – 4.1/10
Pink Panther 9: Son Of The Pink Panther (1993) – 3.6/10
RANKING: BY NETFLIX’S RATING:
2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 11 > 8 > 9 > 10 > 3
Pink Panther 2: A Shot In The Dark (1964) – 3.7/5 stars
Pink Panther 1 (1963) – 3.6/5 stars
Pink Panther 4: The Return Of The Pink Panther (1974) – 3.6/5 stars
Pink Panther 5: The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) – 3.6/5 stars
Pink Panther 6: Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978) – 3.5/5
Pink Panther 7: The Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982) – 3.4/5 stars
Pink Panther 11: Pink Panther reboot 2 (2009) – 3.3/5 stars
Pink Panther 8: Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983) – 3.2/5 stars
Pink Panther 9: Son Of The Pink Panther (1993) – 3.0/5 stars
Pink Panther 10: Pink Panther reboot 1 (2006) – 3.0/5 stars
Pink Panther 3: Inspector Clouseau (1968) – 2.9/5 stars
RATING MATRIX:
11 > 6 > 2 > 10 > 4 > 7 > 8 > 5 > 9 > 3 > 1 [CLINT]
11 > 2 > 6 > 8 > 10 > 9 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 7 > 1 [CAROLYN]
2 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 10 > 11 > 3 > 7 > 8 > 9 [IMDB]
2 > 1 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 11 > 8 > 9 > 10 > 3 [NETFLIX]
OBSERVATIONS:
1) Carolyn & I really like 11 (the 2nd Steve Martin one) & 6 (“Revenge”) more than most people. Most people put 11 pretty much in the middle.
2) Carolyn & I and the general public do all agree that Pink Panther 2:A Shot In The Dark is in the top 2 movies.
3) Carolyn & I vehemently disagree with the public’s opinion of Pink Panther 1, which we thought was rather dull.
4) Carolyn & I like Pink Panther 6 (Revenge) a bit more in comparison to the others than the general public does.
5) Everyone but Carolyn thinks 4 (Return Of) is in the top 5 of the 11 movies.
6) Netflix people hate the remake (Pink Panther 10 reboot) more than everyone else, including IMDB people.
RECOMMENDATION: A pretty good franchise that really should be seen, but not quite the comedic masterpiece that I had thought it was when viewed through the rose-tinted shades of nostalgia.
BRIEF REVIEW OF EACH MOVIE:
Pink Panther 1 (1963) –
Clint: 2/5 stars, 4.6/10.
Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 5/10.
Native rating: 3.6/5 stars Netflix, 7.2/10 IMDB.
I always thought of The Pink Panther movies as coming off as comedy-mysteries, but this first one seemed to be more of a mystery-comedy. It just wasn’t as funny. It was more about the intrigue. Things got a little zany and funny at the very ending, but for the most part… I was just a bit confused. Watched this pretty drunk. Maybe would have enjoyed it more less drunk? All in all, after having fond memories of The Pink Panther Returns as a child, I realize…. The franchise must have improved in the 1970s compared to the 1960s ones. This was an utter disappointment. Still, it was nice to go back to the beginning. I’m not even sure if I saw this one as a kid or not.
Pink Panther 2: A Shot In The Dark (1964) –
3/5 stars, 7/10 from both of us.
Native rating: 3.7/5 stars Netflix, 7.5/10 IMDB.
Much better than the first one. Introduction of Cato. I think I remembered a couple scenes of this from my childhood — specifically the thumb-cutting-off in the cigar-cutter-guillotine.
SPOILERS: This one was the murder one where everybody was guilty…. Except for the one everyone was framing.
Pink Panther 3: Inspector Clouseau (1968) –
3/5 stars, 5.6/10 from both of us.
Native rating: 2.9/5 stars Netflix, 4.9/10 IMDB.
WTF …. Not Peter Sellers?!?! Alan Arkin instead? The only Pink Panther movie with Jacques Clouseau played by someone other than Peter Sellers. And not directed by Blake Edwards, either!
Bank robbery instead of murders..
Not as “good” as 1 or 2, but more slapstick/screwball comedy and less intrigue than Pink Panther 1, so we ended up liking it more, even though a lot of purists probably really hate this one.
The scene where he was usurping the Scotland Yard guy, meeting him for the first time, moving things around on his desk, changing chairs constantly… Was pretty funny.
The tape recorder and lasers were… weird.
The ending was kind of confusing if you are passing out.
Pink Panther 4: The Return Of The Pink Panther (1974)
3/5 stars from both of us. 6.4/10 from Clint, 5.6/10 from Carolyn.
Native rating: 3.6/5 stars Netflix, 7.0/10 IMDB.
The 2nd best of the first 4.
He has his exaggerated French accent now (monkey = men-key). The slapstick is just as strong, and his boss who wants to kill him (from #2) is back. Hot women fall for him in an unrealistic way, over and over, almost James Bond-style, which is how it was in the other movies. Also, this was about the Pink Panther Jewel again, which hadn’t been the topic of the movie since The Pink Panther 1.
Basically, this one breathed some life back into the franchise, even if it still wasn’t as great as I remember as a kid.
Pink Panther 5: The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)
3/5 stars, 6/10 from Clint, 5.6/10 from Carolyn.
Native rating: 3.6/5 stars Netflix, 7.1/10 IMDB.
Not as good as the last one.
No real love interest except sorta-kinda at the end. Less sexiness ensued.
Cato and his crazy ex-boss are still characters…. And the crime-to-solve is more global than in the previous movies: A multi-bank heist that would mess up entire economies.
Still — It could have been better than it was. So far I’ve been disappointed that none of these live up to my nostalgia.
Pink Panther 6: Revenge Of The Pink Panther (1978)
3/5 stars, 7/10 from both of us.
Native rating: 3.5/5 Netflix, 6.5/10 IMDB.
This one was the best yet. Laugh out loud moments for sure!
The crime was “Who killed Jacques Clouseau”? Dreyfus (the crazy murderous ex-boss) was brought back since Clouseau was now supposedly dead. But Dreyfus was haunted by his happiness that Clouseau was dead and was seeing him everywhere — except he really was seeing him everywhere because Clouseau was not dead.
The crime group who tried to kill Clouseau was The French Connection. They attempted to kill Clouseau as a symbol that they were still strong.
The end is hazy to me. They chased each other into a fireworks factory and there were lots of fireworks, and then Clouseau got a medal for his good detecting skills, I guess… I’m not sure…
Pink Panther 7: The Trail Of The Pink Panther (1982) –
Clint: 3/5 stars, 6.4/10.
Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 5/10.
Native rating: 3.4/5 stars Netflix, 4.7/10 IMDB.
Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous AND the Wibberly-Wobberly-Walk guy from Hardware as a taxi driver in this movie & the next.
3 parts: Before Peter Sellers dies/disappears, clip show, Joanna Lumley story.
Pink Panther 8: Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983) –
Clint: 3/5 stars, 6.4/10.
Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 7/10.
Native rating: 3.2/5 stars Netflix, 4.1/10 IMDB.
Naked Patsy! Wibberly-Wobberly Walk guy from hardware returns!
The beginning kind of felt like deleted scenes from the “deleted movie” of Pink Panther 7, which was itself scenes originally shot for Pink Panther 6.
This movie turned out to employ an interesting way to create a replacement character for Professor Clouseau: A computer program designed to find the worst possible detective.
But I guess the public didn’t buy it, as another Pink Panther movie didn’t come out for 10 more years.
Pink Panther 9: Son Of The Pink Panther (1993) –
Clint: 3/5 stars, 6/10.
Carolyn: 3/5 stars, 6/10.
Native rating: 3.0/5 stars Netflix, 3.6/10 IMDB.
So after the public didn’t like the idea of a computer-program-chosen replacement for Clouseau, they decided to materialize an illegitimate son of Clouseau instead. With Dreyfus still around (since Pink Panther 2!) constantly near having nervous breakdowns due to how annoyed he is at this obvious Clouseau… The humor is still not completely dead yet. But I think the franchise realized it was over, and they kind of made Dreyfus a nice guy with a happy ending at the very end.
Pink Panther 10: Pink Panther reboot 1 (2006)
3/5 stars, 6.6/10 from both of us.
Native rating: 3.0/5 stars Netflix, 5.3/10 IMDB.
Carolyn: “I thought it was good. I think I liked it ever so slightly better than the originals…. But not by much… like… the tiniest little sliver…”
Also: Beyonce!
Pink Panther 11: Pink Panther reboot 2 (2009)
3.2/5 stars, 7.2/10 from both of us.
Native rating: 3.3/5 stars Netflix, 5.3/10 IMDB.
Another Pink Panther theft…Carolyn enjoyed it slightly more than the first one. Apparently, this is our favorite out of all the movies. Kinda sad.
Also: Aishwara Rai! (more…)
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