I'd rather be watching TV![IMDB link]

Clint: Netflix: 3/5 stars. IMDB: 6/10.
Carolyn: Netflix: 3/5 stars. IMDB: 6/10.
The native public rating for this movie is: Netflix: 3.0/5 stars, IMDB: 5.9/10.

CAROLYN’S THOUGHTS: While they did spend a lot of time setting the stage before jumping into the action, they didn’t really explain the backstory of the town that much. There seemed to be a lot of wasted potential here, and it just turned into a generic comedy-scifi-pseudo high-school movie with not a lot going for it. It could have been better. I was hoping it would be better since it had Bob Odenkirk and Patton Oswald, but they were barely in it.

CLINT’S THOUGHTS: Yup, this was a super-generic comedy-scifi-action with aliens invading a town of humans, zombies, & vampires. They set the stage for quite a long while before the action begins, and then the action is kind of random until everything is over. Still some laughs, though they decreased a bit as the action took over. But something was missing here. Unrealized potential. They could have done some good worldbuilding with a good backstory, but instead they build up the action for 45 minutes or so WITHOUT a good backstory. Stuff just happens. This movie is a bit hollow. Still entertaining, but not memorable. I forgot I watched it within 2 weeks. Based on the title, within 2 weeks, I couldn’t tell you what happened. I can barely remember it now, with the IMDB page. But it wasn’t *bad*. It just wasn’t that good.


Directed by Robbie Pickering.
Written by Oren Uziel.

Nicholas Braun (Date & Switch, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Poltergeist remake) as Dag.
Mackenzie Davis (The Martian, That Awkward Moment, Smashed) as Petra, the vampire slut.
Josh Fadem (Miss March, 4 eps of TripTank, 1 ep of The Eric Andre Show, 1 ep of Weeds, 1 ep of American Dad) as Ned, the nerd.
Denis Leary as Rick Wilson, the douchebag rich guy.
Ed Westwick (S. Darko, Children Of Men) as Milan Pinache.
Vanessa Hudgens (Machete 2: Machete Kills, Sucker Punch, Spring Breakers, Thirteen, High School Musical, 1 ep of Robot Chicken) as Lorelei, Dag’s crush.
Keegan-Michael Key (Ubermansion, MADtv, The Lego Movie, Afternoon Delight, Horrible Bosses 2, Hell Baby, Wanderlust, Just Go With It, Let’s Be Cops, Due Date, Vacation (2015), 4 eps of BoJack Horseman, 3 eps of Childrens Hospital, 3 eps of Bob’s Burgers, 1 ep of Rick & Morty, 1 ep of Robot Chicken, 1 ep of W/ Bob & David, 1 ep of TripTank) as Mr. Keller.
Bob Odenkirk as Shooter Parker, Dag’s dad.
Joan Cusack (The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Jessie in Toy Story, Grosse Pointe Blank, 1 ep of The Office) as Peg Parker, Dag’s mom.
Chris Zylka (Flash Thompson in The Amazing Spider-Man, Kaboom, Piranha 3DD) as Chaz Jr., Ned’s brother.
Ian Roberts (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Anchorman, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Step Brothers, The Dictator, 6 eps of Arrested Development, 3 eps of Childrens Hospital, 1 ep of Newsreaders, 1 ep of The Life & Times Of Tim, 1 ep of Home Movies, 1 ep of American Dad, 1 ep of Drunk History) as Chaz Sr., Ned’s father.
Mae Whitman (Ann in Arrested Development, April O’Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), Wonder Girl in Young Justice, Annaleigh Quagmire in 9 eps of Family Guy, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Katara in Avatar: The Last Airbender, Little Suzy in Johnny Bravo) as Jenna Zombie.
Patton Oswalt as Stuart Miller, the piano teacher’s son.Music: Injustrial – Stand Your Ground