So, Dildo Valerie‘s blog had a post called “life art“, where she talked about some of the stupid shit she does to have fun. It made me think of my own stupid shit, though it quite possibly doesn’t fall into the “life art” category. It was still fun.
We used to take our bicycles…
Is this viewable to the public? It’s flagged as “moderate” on flickr.
And go to a busy corner in Lake Ridge (Oakwood Dr. & Woodfern Ct. was our favorite)…
My house from ~1982-1999.
Then we would walk/run our bikes into each other, to create a realistic crash…
A real accident — with real deer poop
We would then get under the bikes, and twist our body into painful looking positions, to simulate crash injuries…
Help! I’ve fallen in a bike accident, and I can’t get up!
Of course, we weren’t really bloody…
Sarah and Sam W… Sam was the one I typically did this prank with.
We would then wait for a car to come by, and stop all concerned, and be like, “ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!?!?!”
“Hey… Are you kids hurt?”
“What the hell’s wrong with you guys?! Are you okay?! Your bodies are so twisted up… I think… I’m gonna… be… sick….”
But it was pretty fun to mess with people. For a second, they were tricked into believing they had witnessed VIOLENT TEENAGE HORROR!! But in reality, it was fake:
I wonder if they would fall for this one too?
And the marks were of course the most helpful, good-willed people.
We weren’t targeting douchebags — we were targeting good Samaritans! Oh the irony.
I wonder if Doug got the same reactions when he went around like this?
OMG YOU’RE HURT!!!! ARE YOU OKAY???!?!?!
Mischief. Good times.
Mood: actually… not that great
Music: The Church – Space Saviour
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October 22, 2012 at 6:22 PM
Sam: “Wow… barely. Ancient ancient neurons firing with limited success. *grin*”