What a day. Work is hard. It’s been 8 years since I’ve had to work this hard. It’s been years since I’ve had to deal with real office politics, too. Anyway, at least the news today was good: The active ingredient in marijuana slows lung cancer. Read on for more interesting news, including the fact that Chimps Evolved More Than Humans, the VT Massacre Proves Government Can’t Protect You, and a 17-year-old in prison for receiving blowjob from 15-year-old. Also, here is a ZIP file of the VT shooter’s two “twisted” plays.