September 2009
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September 30, 2009
When you download photos from flickr, the photo ID is actually stored in the filename, and you can use this to get back to the original photo. I decided to make any photos that are uploaded with the flickr filename automatically link to the original via perl code that I first posted here.
However, I have since realized that some pictures I post are actually a combination of several original pictures. Thus, I am now updating my code to properly deal with giving the link to all original images it is comprised of. The hardest part was dealing with the english rules for commas and “and”. “1 and 2” vs “1, 2, and 3” vs “1, 2, 3, and 4”.
Anyway, here is the revised code for auto-flickr-linking-to-original-pic:
my $FLICKR_PHOTOID_URL = "http://flickr.com/photo.gne?id=";
my @matches = $file =~ /([0-9]{10})_[0-9a-f]{10}[_ ][a-z]/ig;
my $matchNum = 0;
foreach $tmpmatch (@matches) {
$tmpid = $tmpmatch;
$matchNum++;
if ($matchNum == 1) {
$caption .= "Originally posted at ";
$caption .= "$FLICKR_PHOTOID_TO_URL_PREFIX$tmpid";
} elsif ($matchNum == @matches) {
if (@matches > 2) { $s .= " , "; }
$caption .= " and $FLICKR_PHOTOID_TO_URL_PREFIX$tmpid";
} else {
$caption .= " , $FLICKR_PHOTOID_TO_URL_PREFIX$tmpid";
}
}
if (@matches > 0) { $s .= "\n"; }
This is definitely a bit more complex than the original version:
my $FLICKR_PHOTOID_URL = "http://flickr.com/photo.gne?id=";
if ($file =~ /([0-9]{10})_[0-9a-f]{10}_[a-z]/i) {
$caption .= "Originally posted at $FLICKR_PHOTOID_URL$1\n";
}
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September 30, 2009
Dreamed Carolyn died. Wailed around in depression on the brink of insanity … for WEEKS. At one point, I was in a department store hiding behind a bunch of clothes hung up the wall, because I could not face the public. Worst… dream… EVER!
“Dreams… They’re the hurricanes that wash the soulfilth from the superdome of our nightminds.”
-Xavier:Renegade Angel
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September 30, 2009
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Yes, they also hit & run, give false information to police, and generally drive dangerously because they are paid to. And now we’re supposed to let them text while driving? FUCK TRUCKS.
Oh, look at them whine. It costs $1.50 per minute if they have to pull over. When you die in a truck accident, you will die to save some corporation $1.50.
Truck accidents are now 12% of all highway fatalities. Remove the drunk drivers and that would be much higher.
4,777 deaths in 1997, 4808 deaths in 2007. Way more than 911 — a truck is a far greater threat to your life than Al Queda or Terrorists.
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She bought Zyrtec-D at a pharmacy for her husband.
Then she bought Mucinex-D at a pharmacy for her daughter.
And in the war-on-drugs prohibitionist madness, she was arrested for daring to purchase more than 3 grams of psuedoephidrine products within a 7 day period.
‘Cause, y’know, you COULD make meth or cat with that. And her picture was on the front page of her local paper, under the headline “17 Arrested In Drug Sweep”. Nice.
It’s pretty funny that we give amphetamine to our soldiers, but then put people in jail when they give it to themselves. And the establishment pulls out no stops — they talk about meth babies. Remember crack babies? Turns out, those babies were just fine, and were not measurably any different. It’s just a way to demonize a drug for a few years. Alcohol and nicotine mess up babies more, but we allow those!
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Parthena’s Etsy store!
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This really tested me hard!
Round 1: I got 11/20, Carolyn got 13/20.
Round 2: I got 17/20, Carolyn got 16/20.
I learned some things.
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This is super-scary stuff that would be ignored or shrugged off by most people. The local sheriff has no idea why they are patrolling — in cars stating “police department” on them. They are not the police there. They are patrolling a city with no jurisdiction, arresting people as they see fit — and likely filling them in a private jail that they are running.
Police & Sheriff’s departments should be manned by neighbors, not mercenaries.
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Wow.
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He’s done with his grueling 4-year project!
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Too bad we can’t read books as fast as in The Matrix.
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The men were told they had 24 hours to get off the property or be arrested. Within another 72 hours they must be registered with a new address. The problem is — there’s no place compliant. It was their probation officers who told them the woods was the only compliant place for them.
Murderers get out of prison all the time and aren’t subjected to conditions like this. It’s like we value our crotches more than our lives. One of these men was 15 when placed on the list.
Now what? Back to jail? It’s almost like double jeopardy. You serve your time, but we make new laws that you can’t follow that put you back in jail a 2nd time.
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September 29, 2009
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Yes, video game makers can finally make football players based on real people without having to deal with lawsuits over licensing fees. Which have been completely ridiculous the entire time it's happening.
I don't need to get a license to paint and sell a picture of George Bush. And I should need need a license to make a video game where we put a photo-realistic George Bush on a human rights trial.
Games are expressive works. It took WAY too long to come to this [legal] conclusion!
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Or are they just bullshitting again?
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Wow. You gotta love that one guy is in this camp because he tried to have sex with a 12 year old girl while he was 15, a child himself! Is this better or worse than being forced to live under a bridge and eat rats? If society really thinks these people are that dangerous, maybe it should be aiming for longer prison sentences, because this is a ridiculous punishment. Murderers don't face this.
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September 29, 2009
[IMDB link] [Netflix link] A bit late, but we’re finally watching this 5+ years later, and it’s nice to be able to skip directly to the Director’s cut and not watch the last-minute theatrical cut they made to please the studios with a PG-13 rating. (I call that censorship, personally.)
LIMERICK REVIEW: There once was a superhero named Daredevil;
Comparable to Batman in jumping from level to level.
A rapist was unfortunately ruled innocent;
A train turned his body into a huge dent!
This is the kind of violence in which I can revel.
HAIKU REVIEW: Nobody saw this!
An underrated hero —
Not just some zero.
PEOPLE: Ben Affleck (was kind of surprised at this choice, but apparently this was Kevin Smith’s suggestion). Jennifer Garner reprises her role as Elektra. Colin Farrel. Jon Favreau. Michael Clarke Duncan (Armageddon, The Island, Sin City) makes an excellent Kingpin — even if his skin is a different color, he looks JUST LIKE HIM. Plus, he was Kingpin’s voice in MTV’s Spider-Man (2003) series (the one where Neil Patrick Harris played Spider-Man, and Lisa Loeb played Mary Jane). Jude Ciccolella (Mike Novak from 24) & Coolio (Director’s Cut only, and we could have perhaps done without the Coolio side-plot). And an awesome Kevin Smith cameo, as well as a non-speaking Stan Lee cameo.
QUIRKS: Your standard superhero action movie with the expected quirks — a romance angle, a crime angle, and a “secret identity life” angle (i.e. a subplot involving DareDevil’s civilian identity, Matt Murdock).
VISUALS: Pretty good action scenes. DareDevil might not whip around buildings as well as Spider-Man, but he does it at least as well as Batman. And he does it with limited sight, and with far less money than Batman. Batman/Bruce Wayne relies on being rich, and can buy fancy toys to get him out of situations. DareDevil is a lawyer, but not a rich one. He takes pro bono cases and has clients that pay him… in fish.
MORALS: This movie is not as moral as the higher-profiled Marvel superhero films. They could get away with more, because DareDevil is less popular. Batman got popular and evolved into somebody who would NEVER kill a bad guy, even though his roots in the 1940s comics were… Killing bad guys. A dark knight. One who kills criminals who the justice system doesn’t manage to snag. Well — since DareDevil is relatively unknown, and hardly anybody would see this film… The director’s cut, at least, has some major death-inducing violence. Bad guys being killed. And I’m happy for this.
BAD STUFF: You wont see Kingpin in the Spider-Man movies, despite the fact that he’s the main villain — becuase of intellectual property laws and licensing issues. So if it seems strange that Kingpin is only in the DareDevil movies — that is why. Corporate politics and capitalistic greed.
CONCLUSION: 4/5 stars on Netflix. 7.5/10 on IMDB; I’d give it closer to a 7, Carolyn would give it closer to an 8, so I voted 8 for both of us. The director’s cut was a staggering 2+ hours, and this gave us plenty of time to cover DareDevil’s origin, civilian life, love live, and “supervillian conflict”, without having to gloss over things in a rushed manner.
Carolyn said it was comparable to Hellboy 2… But I think Hellboy 2 was more interesting visually, and had richer characters.
RECOMMENDATION: Don’t pass this one up just because DareDevil has less notoriety than Spider-Man, X-Men, Wolverine, The Hulk, or Batman. This went into territory The Dark Knight was scared to go into, despite the fact that Batman started out as someone who frequently shot, killed, and maimed criminals. With The Dark Knight, we had to simply imagine how horrible The Joker was, as he did things that they were scared to show on camera. Maybe a director’s cut of The Dark Knight will come out someday, with the violence intact. Otherwise, I don’t like being babied, and in some ways this [The Director’s Cut] was better than The Dark Knight for not pulling punches, and for sticking to the canon more. The Dark Knight had made-up main characters that weren’t even in the comic book! Rachel Dawes? Please! DareDevil is more authentic than The Dark Knight. Maybe not better, but more authentic.
SIMILAR MOVIES: Every Marvel superhero movie ever.
MOVIE QUOTE: Daredevil: Hey, that light? At the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That’s not heaven…
Jose Quesada: I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you!
Daredevil: That’s the C train!
COINCIDENCES: (Crank, DareDevil) 2 movies in a week where someone rides a motorcycle standing up. Also, this had lots of backflips like Hellboy 2.
FRIENDS’ RATINGS: Benj liked it. Jordan and Wayne didn’t like it. Nobody else watched it. Wow. (more…)
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September 28, 2009
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September 27, 2009
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First time this technology has been used against american civilians.
The best sarcastic comment about this comes from Cracklyn: "You have the right to freely assemble, everyone knows that. But nowhere – in no so-called constitution – does it say you also have the right to hear when you're assembled. Nor do you have the right to leave the assembly retaining all your ability to hear."
JeffB adds: "It's interesting that there's a Geneva Convention on weapons specifically designed to cause blindness [wikipedia.org], but apparently nothing about deafness."
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September 25, 2009
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September 25, 2009
[IMDB link] [Netflix link] Time to watch the sequel! Which only gets a 3.9 on IMDB compared to the 6.1 of the original!
LIMERICK REVIEW: There once was a movie called Van Wilder 2.
Not quite as good as Revenge Of The Nerds 2.
Taking place in the UK;
it was certainly okay.
Though interesting characters only numbered in the few.
HAIKU REVIEW: National Lampoon:
Pumping out college movies
at a breakneck pace.
PEOPLE: No Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder) this time. Just Kal Penn (aka Kumar from the Harold & Kumar movies). So yes — Van Wilder sequels don’t have Van Wilder in them! And Holly Davidson just gets hotter the longer you look at her (the huge boobs help). Though the main love interest in this movie is played by Lauren Cohan…. I have to say Holly Davidson is way hotter. It’s just not obvious at first. The boobs really sink in after awhile. Anyway… This is from the director of National Lampoon’s Bag Boy… Who’s only directed 3 movies.
QUIRKS: Takes place in “Camford”, a combination of Cambridge and Oxford. Briefly spoofs Dead Poets Society and Zorro, but mostly spoofs British snobbery. Since Van Wilder 1 spoorfed American snobbery, this was a good chance of pace.
This actually feels a bit more like Revenge Of The Nerds than the original Van Wilder movie.
MORALS: Rich people are often douchebags. Especially fraternity-based people.
BAD STUFF: There are probably at least 5 jokes that just aren’t funny at all… And the movie is quite generic. Even more generic than Van Wilder 1.
CONCLUSION: Generic pass: 3/5 stars on Netflix, 6/10 on IMDB. 5/10 for Carolyn, who didn’t seem to enjoy it quite as much. She initially wanted to say 4/10, but then conceded to the fact that she did enjoy watching it.
RECOMMENDATION: If you watched Van Wilder 1… You might shy away from this based on its IMDB rating and the fact that it’s a Van Wilder movie without Van Wilder. But it’s still in the same vein.
SIMILAR MOVIES: Revenge Of The Nerds 1.
MOVIE QUOTE: Pip: [grabs a sword] Let’s settle this the way our ancestors did.
Taj: You’re going to exploit me economically?
FRIENDS’ RATINGS: Christian D liked it. Benj hated it. (more…)
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September 24, 2009
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What a stupid bitch! She whined about how filesharing was hurting her, wah wah. Meanwhile she had a bunch of unauthorized songs posted to her website. Committing the same violations she's blaming file sharers on. She only gave a shit when it hurt her. Kind of like how Christopher Reeve only gave a shit about paralysis once HE was paralyzed.
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I think I've discovered a whole 'nother, albeit obvious, subculture on twitter: Accounts that act like cartoon characters.
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September 24, 2009
[IMDB link] [Netflix] I keep hearing about this over and over… And since we’ve been trying to watch all the National Lampoon movies (even though National Lampoon today has nothing to do with what it used to be), it’s time to take the plunge. At least this got a 6.1 on IMDB. The sequel only gets a 3.1.
HAIKU REVIEW: College comedies
follow a good formula
that we can’t resist.
LIMERICK REVIEW: There once was a film called Van Wilder.
Old comedies were once much more milder.
[highlight for spoilers]→ Guys tricked into eating sperm;
That really made us squirm!
Your prudish wife has seen no scene viler ;)
PEOPLE: Erik Estrada has a cameo. Ryan Reynolds (from Just Friends) as Van Wilder. Tara Reid (aka Bunny Lebowski)–she’s hot and needs better roles. Kal Penn (aka Kumar from the Harold & Kumar movies). Curtis Armstrong (aka Booger from Revenge Of The Nerds 1 through 4, also in Moonlighting) plays a campus cop.
QUIRKS: Another formulaic college comedy with douchebag authority issues and a romantic angle as well. This is basically the (original) National Lampoon’s Animal House formula, which has been used over and over and over and over and over. And we really never tire of this formula, if it’s done well.
And it was done well.
MORALS: Sometimes you really need to grow up and move on. Staying in school 7 years is way too long. And if you’re dating a douchebag, try to figure that out before marrying him. Also: Some fraternities are full of assholes. But we knew that already, didn’t we?
BAD STUFF: There are at least 2 MAJOR gross-out moments. This is bad for some people. Even *I* gagged, and that’s rare. But, uh… Gross is funny. I don’t count this as bad for us, it just may be bad for others. The major gross-out moment is EPIC, probably in the top 10 sickest pranks I’ve ever seen pulled in a movie. Maybe it’s been done before, but never this explicitly.
There are also some predictable plot developments. How often does a guy who gets laid a lot fall in love with a girl, who spurns him, [highlight for spoilers]→ sending him into a depressed bender, but then changes her mind to come see him, only to find him with some floozy he’s screwing to get over the depression of being spurned by her earlier, with him then running after her trying to explain. Pretty much EVERY college romance movie has that plot development. After a while, you come to expect such things.
CONCLUSION: Thoroughly entertaining. We watched this after midnight on a dead friday night while drinking, and it served to make us feel like we’d gotten wasted and gone to a party and had fun, when all we’d really done is plopped ourselves in front of the tube for 1.5 hours. As far as the “Animal House” genre of movies goes, this is pretty top tier. It still only gets 3/5 stars on Netflix, though I’m sorely tempted to give it 4 stars. I did give it a 7/10 on IMDB, however, so this is a bit better than the “generic pass” that most National Lampoon movies get. These movies always feel great when you watch them, but then are typically not very memorable or unique.
RECOMMENDATION: If you like college party movies — this is definitely in the better half.
SIMILAR MOVIES: National Lampoon’s Animal House definitely comes to mind.
MOVIE QUOTES:
1) Van Wilder: “Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere… Write that down.”
2) Van Wilder: “What is wrong with people today?”
Hutch: [taking a bong hit] “It’s the internet, it fries their brain cells.”
3) Van Wilder: “Her name’s Naomi. That’s ‘I moan’ backwards.” … I wish I’d thought of that before. (more…)
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September 23, 2009
Total spent $97.50 plus ~$5 gas for a total of $102.50. We bought 20 items – for an estimated value of $424.50, leading to a profit of $322. Forgot to keep track of how long it took us, but I think we were out for about 4 hours or so, so that’s about $80/hr as a couple or $40/hr per person. And to earn $322 after taxes you’d really have to earn $460; money saved (by not having to spend it) is actually worth more than we realize when the government’s cut is taken into consideration.
$55.00 – bass guitar & practice amp!! Fender Squier P-Bass ($279 new) and BP-15 15W amp (still louder than I need for home use!) ($55-$100). The guitar has “For Ever Is God’s Love” carved in the back, as well as a drawing on the front of the wrath of God (cross next to lightning coming down), another cross, “U.S.M.C.” (Marines), and a DX BMX sticker on the back. But most of this will simply be covered up by new stickers that I get. (EV:$150 since these aren’t new)- $10.00 – art work, huge 4’x3′ – thought it was just cool colors, but turned out to be a Phoenix – even better! (EV:$10???)
- $10.00 – comforter – trying friend’s advice of sleeping on top of many comforters to make the bed softer (got another one for $2 the following week) (EV:$25, at least)
- $5.00 – x10 home automation radioshack pack: We just used our last module, so getting another lamp and appliance module is great. Getting a 4-device plug-in “remote” switch to mount on our wall next to our normal light-switch, allowing us to turn off almost all lights in the house as we walk to bed? PRICELESS. (EV:$40)
- $5.00 – 8×8 dome tent, bag says “Enjoy my wife. She likes you to licky licky”. For Parthena to camp in! (EV:$50)
- $3.00 – harmonica – Bluesband Hohner International brand – totally kicks my plastic harmonica’s ass (EV:$5)
- $1.00 – sickle, rusty. Fortunately I just got rust remover online a few months ago to restore these scissors I really liked that were left in the yard. Sure, the sickle was superseded by the scythe — and scything is coming back in style according to an instructional video I watched in 2007 — But this thing just looks like it’s mean and could fit in your coat pocket. And I’m a fan of blades! (EV:$1 … In it’s condition they were lucky to sell it!)
- $1.00 – picture frame (EV:$5)
- $1.00 – picture frame (EV:$5)
- $1.00 – board game: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Game ($20@Amazon)
- $0.50 – wedding candle (EV:$2) – something to throw in with my sister’s wedding presents :)
- $0.50 – wedding glass figurine (EV:$8) – something to throw in with my sister’s wedding presents, more as a joke :)
$0.50 – microwave plate stacker – allows you to microwave multiple plates at once. Too bad it was broken! (EV:$0)- $0.50 – CD: Sisters Of Mercy – Floodland. Yea we already have this, but would an extra copy really hurt? (EV:$5)
- $0.25 – VHS: Abs Of Steel 2000 Platinum Edition…Carolyn’s VHS is getting worn! Throw another quarter in! ($3.50@Amazon)
$0.25 – funnel. Hey, Carolyn needed one of these! (EV:$1)- FREE! – comforter bags – What we use to organize our vast repositories (64+ cubic feet) of spare cablings (EV:$4)
- FREE! – mirror – HUGE – like 4’x3x. I could barely lift it. Chipped in a corner, but ohhh so shiny! (EV:$50, but it’s hard to say how much a chipped mirror is really worth. New mirrors this size go for hundreds, and there’s no fancy frame.)
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* EV stands for “Estimated Value”, which I estimate by looking things up in Google Shopping or just plain Google.
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September 23, 2009
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September 22, 2009
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Natural disasters are exactly where your constitutional right to self-determination comes most in handy — and this is exactly when your constitutional rights are most meaningless.
Police and the police state stepped on many people's rights during Katrina for no goddamn reason other than the chance to do so, and more and more sickening reports keep coming out.
I have to wonder if other countries would handle these situations so poorly. We have a populace who loves security theater, a punitive justice system, and more or less thinks people shouldn't have rights. (Read half the comments on any story where someone's rights are violated, and this becomes apparent.)
A firefighter told to stay behind and then thrown in jail after being arrested in his own yard?
A sanitation worker contracted to help int he cleanup effort arrested in his work uniform while possessing ID?
And don't get me started on the unconstitutional disarming of everyone, which the courts have said was unconstitutional
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sorry if this link sticks you in the middle of the list
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Stormtroopers reminisce about their 911 terror attack — which was the death star being blown up.
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Okay, nice to see the Obama Administration doing something important and helpful for a change. Yay, net neutrality! But will the corporations actually allow this?
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I love Cracked lists. This one's even kind of useful!
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Malaysia isn't the only country to try to do this, either.
As old copyright-driven dinosaurs are slowly destroyed by the information revolution of the internet, their death throes result in more and more expansion of copyright – to the point where it actually deters innovation.
The tactics of these dying industries are now being borrowed by other industries. Looks like various food industries are now trying to copy what the entertainment industries have done — use bullshit copyright to stop people from being able to innovate.
The whole concept of "I had this idea first, so only I can do it" is actually very contrary to advancement and innovation. Property is physical. Intellectual property is, for the most part, bullshit.
I'll make tabbouleh whenever I fucking want to! And if I started a company that did this, LIKE HELL should I pay royalties to the original country of origin for that food. Ridiculous, ridiculous. But the virus of copyright-driven thinking seems to be spreading.
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According to the graph in this article, 14 year olds are the age most likely to be labeled as sex offenders. And of course none of them are females; it's only a crime when an 18yo & 17yo have sex if the 17yo is a girl, right? What a rant, what a rant!
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Freaky meals!
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I normal detest all things Rollins and refuse to let him have any use of my hardware, but today I did allow Rollins to exist in my speakers — because he was ranting for 6 minutes about how awesome the band WEEN is, and how everyone should get on their knees and start worshiping WEEN.
For once, I agree with him.
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September 20, 2009
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Yup. Whiny Joe Wilson who states on his campaign website "JOE WILSON IS PASSIONATE ABOUT STOPPING GOVERNMENT RUN HEALTH CARE" is on TRICARE, the free government-run health care for people in the military.
That's socialism.
Fucking Republican hypocrites that want to make sure other people get what they don't. Typical.
He's voted against it, but he takes it anyway.
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Yup. Obama supports taking away the same rights that Bush did. Different president, same disregard for your rights. This is the failure of 2-party politics. I'm glad I didn't vote 2 party. The Democrats are of course supporting this.
When 2 enemies threaten you, you don't make friends with one just because you're more likely to have some muscle behind you. You go and make a new friend. I don't understand why politics and voting make people unable to comprehend this simple concept. I've heard all the excuses and don't buy any of them. One vote is always one vote.
I should point out that the oath of office is to uphold the constitution, making Obama and Bush some of the biggest liars sine Nixon.
Oh, and also, they are trying to make it so prisoners of war in Bagram ("Obama's Guantanamo") don't get the same rights as those in Guantanamo. Pretty devious: Close down Guantanamo, put new prisoners somewhere else, and now they have to fight for their rights all over again from scratch.
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September 19, 2009
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Just when you think there can't be anymore Ministry albums — because they are "done" — there's ANOTHER. This already happened with "Cover Up".
Admittedly, their "last" album The Last Sucker really was their last album; this is just a remix album, and Cover Up was just an album of cover songs.
Way to linger, guys.
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What a great idea! No, this is NOT unconstitutional ex post facto-ism. It's unconstitutional to criminalize past behavior that was legal when it was committed. But the telecoms behavior was NOT legal when it was committed, and their current immunity does not change what they did into something legal. So there's no ex post facto / constitutional issues here.
DO IT. Fry the corps for spying on their customers!
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Available in HD, Adam Reed has now graduated to the superior world of 22-minute adult-cartoons.
And FX has joined the ranks of various networks experimenting in adult cartoon animation (like G4, Comedy Central, ABC, and SpikeTV). Let's hope they don't give up as easily as SpikeTV did. We need more adult cartoons. I'm sick of watching movies.
H. Jon Benjamin!!! (Ben from Dr. Katz/Couch McGurk from Home Movies)
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I am so glad Greg The Bunny isn't completely dead yet! From the public access show, to the Fox show, to the IFC episodes, to the DVD extras — Greg The Bunny is a weird (though not immediately accessible) and hilarious thing that shouldn't end. Puppet-americans facing racism? Movie parodies? Puppets that get drunk and have sex with humans? This should never end.
Greg The Bunny has succeeded in adult puppets humor whereas the awful movie Meet The Feebles completely failed at it. Obviously, though, nothing beats Team America:World Police.
Still, nice to see MTV pumping out good shows. Their non-reality shows (i.e. animation) have always been top quality, rivaled only by Fox, Comedy Central, and AdultSwim. I look forward to this greatly!
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Surely the funniest picture I've seen all day!!!
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If you don't know what Bhopal is, you haven't heard about one of the biggest corporate disasters costing human life in all of history — for which nobody paid for or went to jail. We refused to extradite our Union Carbide people to India, of course. People are still paying the price, decades later.
Anyway — here's an advertisement that appeared in National Geographic, I believe, when Union Carbide first started operations in India.
Here's some sickening irony — looks like they are pouring blood onto the Indian soil. Which is pretty much what happened. 2259 immediately dead, 3787 eventually dead, with possibly 25,000 dying from disease related to the 42 tons of methyl isocyanate gas released due to complete and utter negligence — including shutting down a safety system that would have saved everybody, in order to save money. THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MARKET DOES NOT FIX THINGS LIKE THIS.
For more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster
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Prohibitions don't work. Stop wasting our tax dollars and resources criminalizing victimless behavior that many people WANT to engage in. Stop telling consenting adults what they can and cannot do on their own property.
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September 19, 2009
[IMDB link] [Netflix link] [Wikipedia link] Why the hell is this rated 3.2/10 on IMDB? Is that some form of backlash against casting a non-asian Goku? He’s actually an alien, not an Asian, y’know!
HAIKU REVIEW: Japanese manga:
Crazy, convoluted tales.
Now on your TV.
PEOPLE: Justin Chatwin as Goku. This pissed off tons of fans who insist that an Asian character has to be played by an Asian, even though Goku is in reality an alien from another planet (this is not revealed in the movie and happens much later in the story’s chronology). But they almost cast Tom Welling (Clark Kent from Smallville) instead, which would have probably been even worse. Yun-Fat Chow (Pirates Of The Carribean 3, Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon) as Master Roshi. Emmy Rossum as Bulma (oh no! she’s not Asian either!). The very lovely Jamie Chung (MTV’s The Real World) as Chi Chi. James Marsters (Milton Fine/Braniac from Smallville, Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) as the green-skinned Piccolo. Joon Park as Yamcha.
QUIRKS: Based on Dragon Ball Japanese manga / animated series, one of the most popular manga series of all time.
And if you’ve read/watched those, you know just how convoluted and crazy everything can be!
VISUALS: They did a good job at capturing some of the visual feel of the original material. Which is difficult if you’re going from 2-color manga drawings to a live action movie.
BAD STUFF: If you haven’t read the manga or watched the anime … This movie may seem very convoluted, even confusing and arbitrary. It’s also a bit rushed. The entire Dragon Ball story takes a whopping *508* animated episodes to tell (Dragon Ball=153, Dragon Ball Z=291, Dragon Ball GT=64). Even if you just want to cover Dragon Ball, 153 episodes is NEVER EVER going to compress into a single movie. It could easily take 25 movies to cover the entire story, and that’s being generous. So of course it’s going to feel rushed.
Basically… Nobody who watches this movie without previous exposure to the franchise is going to enjoy this as much as they would otherwise. I remember the Kamehamaha. I remember everyone saying “Namaste” and thinking “WTF?”. But these things will just seem even more random and confusing to outsiders.
It has been referred to as “surreal mess” that would only make sense to fans of the original series. I can’t necessarily dispute that. But here’s the thing: Carolyn did NOT read the manga, and we both gave up on watching the anime after 30+ episodes. It’s a bit tedious in animated form; what takes 22 minutes to happen in an episode can be read in about 5 minutes. It was a bit juvenile, and there was no way we’d be able to get through all 508 episodes. Yet despite not being nearly as exposed to the Dragon Ball universe as I was, Carolyn enjoyed it almost as much as I did.
Also, they changed some things — thus adding “Evolution” to the title. For example: Goku is supposed to have a tail. And Oozaru is supposed to come out during full moons, not eclipses.
Either way: This is not a series that takes place in *our* Earth! But many will be pissed at seeing depictions of a standard present-day earth alongside sci-fi elements like green aliens and magical elements like chi and dragonballs. But that’s how the original story is!
CONCLUSION: Despite the bad, Carolyn & I were incredibly impressed with this. There were so many ways they could screw it up — and they definitely tried to. But we really enjoyed the experience of watching it, and could only remark afterward that it greatly exceeded our expectations.
Netflix: 4/5 stars. IMDB: 8/10. We’ll probably be the highest raters of this movie out of anyone we know. :)
RECOMMENDATION: If you watched Dragon Ball Z on Cartoon Network, or read the manga… Don’t refuse to watch this just because Goku is not played by an Asian! He’s a Saiyan, not an Asian. You should be more mad that he doesn’t have a tail, than that he isn’t played by an Asian. And then there’s the fact that Asian manga draws everyone wide-eyed like westerners anyway! The other characters are all real Asians, just like they are in the manga.
If you have no idea what a Dragonball is… You will still like this movie if you are open-minded and enjoy this kind of thing. But if you are the average American movie viewer, you wont like this.
SEQUEL: I greatly look forward to Dragonball 2: Reborn in 2011. Fortunatley this movie will be driven by Asian consumption, so the fact that Americans aren’t going to like it as much shouldn’t stop the planned sequel from stopping.
MOVIE QUOTE: [presenting the Four-Star Dragon Ball]
Grandpa Gohan: There are only six others in the world, each with stars of one to seven. Besides you, Goku, this is my greatest treasure. (more…)
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September 18, 2009
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Yes… Archive.org has a section dedicated to public domain films. Tons of movies that you can legally download! Don't Netflix these… Just download 'em.
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The pathetic, dying dinosaur of our current music industry whines some more about iTunes. They want performance fees. Even for the 30 second preview snippet you get to decide if you want to download them. They want performance fees for songs used in tv shows — even the TV shows already pay often exorbitant prices to license songs they use.
Remember back in the day, when the music industry paid the radio to play their shit? The Payola scandal? Total opposite of today. Now they want to be paid every which way.
The justifications they use are silly too. As if this is about the people who write the background music during shows. As if those people can't refuse to give up rights that cause them not to be paid.
As if anyone really deserves to be paid for their work after they are done doing it. I wrote some computer code that's still in use. Why aren't I getting paid every time it's run? Oh, I'm not an artist, so I don't get special artist treatment.
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PeterCoffin has remixed the Twilight trailers to be utterly ridiculously funny. There's multiple ones of this!
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Screw Yahoo Pipes… I want regular expressions!!
Actually, Yahoo Pipes is damn cool. It's just good that there are other, easier alternatives for filtering RSS.
Subscribing to Facebook updates via RSS is nice… But there are some people I don't give a shit about, but still want to not defriend. Time to filter them out of my feed. Fake-following people kicks ass.
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September 17, 2009
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I want to know what operation they had to perform on her afterward!
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This must be some of the "good moral guidance" that can't exist without religion. The religion apologists are always quick to point out that the bible provides a framework for the discussion of morals.
Yeah..and outdated framework. Which aggregated does more harm than good. Proof's in the pudding. Almost every terrorist is religious-influenced, and it looks like we can blame higher teen birth rates on religion too.
Abstinence works about as good as prohibition works. As in, not really.
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Ahh Germany. Yet another country I'd never dream of living in in my entire life. Rising Neo-Nazi movements, and censorship a plenty. A video game company is going to have to relocate to another country out of fear of prosecution.
It's bad enough that they have to convert red blood to green blood. C'mon. Consenting adults activity being regulated in privately owned establishments is BAD BAD BAD. You want to keep kids from playing games? Ban that. Don't ban the games. Fucking retarded.
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Like most rights, they must be exercised to continue to exist. So do your job as a patriotic american, and flick off a cop today!
I hope Mr. Hackbart does not settle, but instead gets a big fat legal precedent set.
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Old article. This is a good way of taking the advantage of Ebay [auctions], combining it with the cost of CraigList [free], and all thanks to Google.
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"Allegedly". They also found "suspected" cocaine in his locker. This guy was transferred after numerous complaints that he was stealing cash from drug dealers. So they sent in an undercover cop. And he stole from him.
It's so easy to find bad cops; there should be more operations like this, run everywhere. Of course the police union has complained about them in the past. (And of course when a cop beats an undercover cop — like Jerome K. Hill — he still gets away with it.)
As for the war on drugs: It cannot be won. There are drugs in every prison; there are drugs being carried around by cops. Certain aspects of human nature cannot be overcome via mere executive power. In general, prohibitions don't work and waste society's resources.
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Obviously you should be able to get the information in the computers in the car THAT YOU OWN. Another way in which the advent of technology was used to take away rights.
Consumer rights are a big threat in the technological world — just look at how people with an iPhone can't even use what they want to use on it.
Since these issue are "hard" to understand (ooh, technology, so hard!), they fly past the general public without notice.
It's nice for Massachusetts to finally take note and stand up for consumer rights and propertyholder rights. It's YOUR car. You should have full access to whatever diagnostic info YOUR computer in YOUR car has to offer you and YOUR mechanic.
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September 16, 2009
On 12/30/2008, I suddenly remembered an old childhood anecdote and reminded myself to blog about it later. On 3/25/2009, I finally got around to writing this. (more…)
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