January 2008

I guess this will never happen because people are too scared of identity theft, and RSS doesn’t really have that much security, buuuut….

I want an RSS feed that tells me everytime my credit card is charged, and everytime my bank account changes.  That would be awesome.

I dunno. But anyway, it looks like I may have found someone to do our tile job downstairs. (more…)

Nancy ‘voice of Bart Simpson’ Cartwright gives $10 million to Scientology. This sucks. Guess it’s good I only rented those dvds.. Marvel Comics revives Capt. America (spoilers past the jump). MySpace deletes huge Atheist group — MySpace is Christian, you see, sine it’s owned by Rupert Murdoch. Athiests are even reporting that their profile has been edited in some cases. LOCAL: Army psychologist awarded $450K after idiot pig Barbara R. Johnson-Rauf rear-ends him and then has HIM arrested for reckless driving (acquitted!). Don’t you love getting into accidents with cops? By the way, I got a gun pointed at my face once for daring to stop to ask for directions. (more…)

Students expelled for kissing on the bus. WTF? Isn’t our DNA the ultimate authority here? It’s almost as if the 1984-esque future where sex is illegal is something the establishment (in this case, the schools) actually wants. This is like punishing someone for being a human being.  I say Theresa Riley is a bitch, and a joke! I know her type…

Pennies suck!! And this is why we should get rid of them!  Another excellent article from my half-uncle’s blog — usually he writes about religion sucking, but in this case, it’s about pennies sucking, and not being worth having. And he’s right.

    Man recycles his trash, cancels his trash service – a year later, the trash company sues him for NOT taking his trash out!  Just… wow. If we ever get to the point of not needing the trash companies, they apparently wont go down without a fight. It seems to be a trend that dying industries behave like a cornered dog, but the trash company?!  There’s plenty of trash to go around!  They should be congratulating this guy for not making as much as everyone else.  Ohh, his fires smell funny.  Maybe he’s burning a bit of trash?  Either way — gotta love a city ordinance forcing you to create garbage! And a lawsuit to boot…

    A few tips here on how to use google to keep track of who is keeping track of you. (more…)

    WAR ON STUDENTS, ERR, DRUGS, ERR.. WHAT? What is this warring on again? By the way, the only reason he got off is a technicality. In other words, the state would have gladly pursued this to the next level, had the statute not been more narrowly worded. They wanted at a jail sentence for this kid. The spirit of the law is not always the letter of the law! Only in fucking Texas! And only against non-whites! This shit would never fly against a white christian kid. (If so, please point to the example!) You don’t test the limits of statues with white people. You test them with poor minority people, and if it succeeds in court, then you use them against white people. That’s how it works, and that’s most certainly how it works in Texas. (“Texas is the reason that the president’s dead!”)

    I’ve been grabbing a lot of episodes of “cartoons that never should have been” lately. Not for watching, but mostly for having. And laughing at. And fast-forwarding through. And getting a feel of how bad they were. I present you with screenshots from “Police Academy:TAS”? (1991) (imdb).

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    I had no clue Sangria was not legal to sell in Virginia. Your kidneys will thank you if you read the cola article. Any good CartoonNetwork fan should be pissed off at B.E.T.  Fuck Nato’s recommendation for a pre-emptive nuclear war — we don’t need your goddamn war!  Also, the link where you can look up your name and see how many people in Georgia have your name is pretty entertaining.  I think it’s absolutely hysterical that somewhere in Georgia is someone named Clinterical. (more…)

    With all the recent focus on the fact that Scientology is a dangerous cult, let’s not forget about the so-called Church Of Latter Day Saints, i.e. the Mormons… And remember what they taught us on South Park: Mormons have no souls. Whereas if we were to believe the Mormons, all black people are black because they took a neutral stance in the political battle between Jesus and Lucifer… If I were forced to believe one of these stupid assumptions, I’d prefer to believe that Momons have no souls….

    MySpace. Kindergartener handcuffed. Baltimore cops beat themselves. Arsonist fireman sentenced to only 6 weeks per fire. Weed ATM. (more…)

    I’m going to try to be careful about spoilers here, but….. Wow.  Just… Wow.  Didn’t see that coming.

    “Legendary” Virginia Heavy Metal Club JAXX For Sale – $1,200,000. The comments say the bidding is already closed, but I don’t care. It’s interesting because I go to so many shows there. I hope it doesn’t change TOO much! Silent alarm sends police to man’s house, police tase him 3 times because he was “laying on his couch and wouldn’t move”. I love how they justify it. “We don’t just go up & tase them.” That kind of sounds like its exactly what they did! And not charging the guy for the pot they found was probably actually because they knew they had already messed up, and it would increase the eventual lawsuit settlement if they fired even more charges. Gerard Kraly,Lukas Lauricia: Keystone Cops. CELEBRITIES: Wonder Year’s – Danica McKellar pictures and bio on Stuff magazine. People probably saw this when it came out, but i just saw it now. so someone else had to have missed it. Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years in lingerie! PERSONAL: Virginia Design Builders sole propriety Dan Lopez – person who built the addition to our house in 3 yrs on a 3 month contract, and for 12% over – fined only $500 for complicating the Espeys lives as well They plaintiffs are busy suing my builder for over $400,000. I so totally saved the PDF.

    Scientology is a dangerous cult.  Do your part in googlebombing and post a link to the same URL, titled “dangerous cult”.  Also, the full 45-minute Tom Cruise video has been “released”.  It’s on   youtube HERE.  For information on how to be part of the organized movement against scientology known as “ANONYMOUS”, go HERE.  This is this group that took down the Scientology website, made news headlines, and are continuing their anti-Scientology activities even now.

    I’ve been grabbing a lot of episodes of “cartoons that never should have been” lately. Not for watching, but mostly for having. And laughing at. And fast-forwarding through. And getting a feel of how bad they were. I present you with screenshots from “Where’s Wally?”aka “Where’s Waldo?” (1991) (imdb). Sadly enough, it was nominated for “Outstanding New Animation Series” in the 1992 Young Artist Awards. Have they no shame?

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    Attention Marilyn Manson! Your fans are douchebags! Well, not all of them. But a higher percentage than with other bands, that’s for sure. To impatient readers, you might want to skip down to exhibit 4 below, to see how I ended up giving this bitch her come-uppance by deliberately pouring a drink on her. She deserved worse. (more…)

    I’ve been meaning to blog this for a LONG LONG time, but…. I could just never find a way to properly voice my frustration.

    Ram’s Head specifically billed the concert as “Glenn Danzig playing classic songs by the Misfits and Danzig”. NOT ONE FUCKING MISFITS SONG WAS PLAYED. I’m pissed. The people at the show were pissed. There are some good reviews online, but they are ignoring the energy of the actual hardcore fans who made this show possible in the first place. Oh and by the way, I photographed the setlist, and only 3 songs from Danzig’s 1st 2 albums were even played. So it wasn’t even classic Danzig songs either! Ram’s Head Lies! (more…)

    Mouth-Eyes (freaky!).  Scientology documents hacked and released to the public.  Movie industry admits it overstated college piracy by triple the amount. (more…)

    Lots of links today. No time to summarize. See below. The Flickr photoset was pretty neat; the cell-phone study is important; becoming a quadriplegic due to police abuse and only getting $100K really fucking sucks. Read on for the links. (more…)

    And an interesting short story, “The Reluctant Transhumanist”, written by my buddy Ryan. I like it because I could see myself in that situation, if I really put my mind to it. (I’m glad I don’t.) Read on for how you can end up in jail for 10 years for refusing a date with the wrong person, and of course, how much data is in a load of cum. This is important stuff! (more…)

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