Can you accept my Temu invitation so I can get free shit?
The link is:
https://temu.to/m/u7e5a2z9z5c
(New users get $100 worth in coupons)
HERE’S SOME EAMPLES OF BIG TEMU ORDERS I‘VE MADE:
Temu blitz delivery #2: Paid $66 for $101 of stuff after $35 in coupons. The monitor and dress were half of that.
GAMES:
🃏$1.69: Cards Against Humanity Fantasy Expansion Pack
🎲$0.00: Hexagon dice roller – was $3 or so, but I disputed out of spite for the tiny size
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CLOTHES:
👗$8.75: DRESS! Amazing grey dress I saw on Nicole then she gave me the link
🩳$0.00: Juicy Fruit shorts — originally $5.39 couponed to $4.38 but I disputed saying they were too large
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MUSIC:
🥁$6.86: bass drum muffler – still trying to make my 2 bass drums sound alike!
🙀$2.10: “HISS” poster [cat parody of KISS band]
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TECH:
📺$25.05: 7″ Portable HD monitor – I LOVE THIS – got it to be able to navigate through menus on my stereo receiver’s HDMI out, but it’s quite useful as a diagnostic tool to figure out of an HDMI port is working or not.
📺$4.28: one HDMI-to-RCA converter – the old 1980s TV/VCR will now become part of our smart home by hooking up a chromecast to it using this
📺📺$2.93/ea: two HDMI-to-RCA converters – another one for the new TV/VCR Svetlana gave us, and a spare
💻 $2.08: USB Cable Tester board – to test USB cables. It’s not as good as dedicated testing tools, but it will find a ground fault in a usb cable!
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PINS:
📺$0.79: Adventure Time: Finn & Jake holding hands in a circle
📺$0.99: Rick and Morty: Summer’s Dog, post-sentience
🐱🐉$0.71: the Chrome-browser internet-is-out dinosaur game [how niche!]
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HOUSE:
🍄$2.04: blacklight mushroom outlet cover plate to replace the outlet that cracked under the pressure I was putting on it
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TOOLS:
💦$2.89: 2L blue camelback/water bag – for Carolyn
🖊$0.62: marker: white paint – fuck white Sharpies these are so much better
🐈$0.15: cat lint remover
🔦$1.12: flashlight, usb chargeable – i like the $2 quad-barrel ones but they don’t fit in my mouth and these do!
COST: $38.59
Temu Blitz gave me a 25% off coupon: $15 off $60.
So this is $59.79 couponed to $44.79, minus $6.20 of price adjustment refunds (so far) to $38.59.
PINS:
$0.73: pin: Adventure Time: Finn & Jake holding hands in a circle [orig $0.97]
CLOTHES:
$8.76: dress: Grey one Nicole wore where we were like “WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?” and she shared the link with us [orig $11.69]
$4.04: panty/shorts: Juicy Fruit [getting in 2nd color] [orig $5.39]
TECH:
$5.22: converter: RCA to HDMI — so we can hook up chromecasts to old CRTs [orig $6.98]
HOUSE:
$24.31: TikTok $55 MOP Carolyn saw on TikTok that separates the clean and dirty water, which she immediately demanded owning [orig $32.39, $55 elsewhere]
$1.62: outlet cover: blacklight mushrooms [orig $2.79]
$100.10 order, minus $30 coupon, $7.54 in returns, $0.46 in price adjustment refunds = $62.10 for $100 of stuff.
*** TECH: ***
$5.94: ethernet/HDMI cable tester
$3.49/ea: five ethernet cables (cat-8!!, 16.5ft/ea)
$0.57/ea: four ethernet wall plates (4 jacks in each one) – i ordered four by accident instead; they refunded me for the extras and let me keep them which halved the cost
$3.87: 12″ LCD drawing tablet – black
$3.68: 12″ LCD drawing tablet – pink
$1.95: usb-to-car cigarette lighter adapter – after having one for my house, I realize this can be super useful for camping situations, too
$0.94: DisplayPort To HDMI Adapter
*** GAMING: ***
$3.91: two playing card holders – two more of the foldable kind i already have two of – yellow
$2.78/ea: two playing card holders – a 3rd kind – red & blue
*** CLOTHES: ***
$0.94/ea: two more sexy-strappy blue “Peace” panties that I already bought before [size 6]
$1.25: red strappy-sexy panties [size 6]
$0.00: Juice Fruit panties – i ordered Size 14 oops too large – $4.18 refunded
*** BEAUTY: ***
$1.25: 180pcs Pimple Patches – Amazon is selling the same thing for FORTY TIMES THE COST PER PATCH. 40.68X to be exact.
*** BROACH/PINS: I’M ADDICTED TO THESE: ***
$1.74: Slayer logo
$0.62: DOOM 3.5″ floppy disk
$1.74: Beavis & Butt-head sitting on the couch
$0.55: The Simpsons: Sideshow Bob with knives
$0.67: Futurama: Nibbler
$0.69: He-Man: Skeletor holding a pink kitty
$0.29/ea: PowerPuff Girls: HIM [ordered two by accident, got one refunded, got to keep it, so price halved]
$2.07: Invader Zim: set of 5 pins [Zim’ mighty head,Zim with more organs,Dib hating Zim,Popsicle Gir,Pizza Gir]
$0.90: Invader Zim: Zim large eye
$0.83: Bojack Horseman
$1.04: Dexter’s Laboratory: Dexter
$1.39: Samurai Jack: Jack holding sword
$1.74: Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy [Grim/Mandy/Billy]
$0.59: Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy [Grim/Mandy/Billy] {why was the other one so much more expensive? oops}
$0.69/ea: The Owl House: King [two of them]
Can you accept my Temu invitation so I can get free gifts worth up to $80?
The link is: https://temu.com/s/bXK0PNmQr71l0
(or search for my invitation code of 34695301 in Temu)
GIFTS FOR OTHERS:
$0.96 pin: NoFX
$2.91 tarot deck: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
$3.20 tarot deck: The Last Unicorn
$1.13 Owl House keychain
Dreams do come true. After 2 months, I finally won Fishland level 1 on Temu. Thank you those referrals who helped me get there. I got a $40 coupon and about $22 of free stuff. Yay!
Plus, this $160 order (that cost $120 with the coupon) really only cost me about $50 additional funds due to how much store credit I already had (and have received since).
~$22 OF FREE GIFTS FOR WINNING FISHLAND LEVEL 1:
$0.00 (listed as $9.42) – power strip: 9 outlets + 3 USB [for our bathroom]
$0.00 (listed as $5.71) – silverware: 6 rainbow dinner spoons – but Carolyn says we didn’t receive them so I applied for a reshipping and they refunded me $10 for these WTF? I paid $0?
$0.00 (listed as $6.48) – generic Apple Pencil – very weird charging a stylus, had to see what the fuss was about but didn’t want to pay so chose this as a gaming gift
These prices are the prices AFTER my coupon & any price adjustment refunds were applied:
STICKERS:
$0.00 Ween decal for cars ($1.38 refunded fully cause it was slightly crumpled)
TECH:
$24.63 a fourth 32×32 programmable LED Screen – this one for my front window to face the world
$16.71 six smart bulbs
$6.23 electric car tire inflator – there’s no free air pumps in DC wtf!
$2.05 clip-on electronic guitar tuner + 10 guitar picks
$1.27 usb cable that has 10 different ends – ultimate emergency charging cable – will be getting a 2nd one for camping gear
$1.56 USB party light
$1.42 USB hub (4 ports)
$1.27 USB hub (7 Ports)
GAMING:
$3.20 tarot deck: Adventure Time Tarot Deck
$3.21 four card holders (for holding a bunch of cards easily while playing)
$2.11 four card deck storage cases
CLOTHES:
$0.70 pin: Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy: Grim
$1.06 pin: The Misfits – coffin skeleton
$1.27 skull shoelaces
$2.83 three skull panties
KITCHEN:
$6.06 silverware: six rainbow soup spoons
$4.63 silverware: four rainbow sporks
$1.90 20 garbage bag clips [just throwing away money here trying different kinds of these]
$1.55 pink food scissors [did they come?]
HOUSEWARES:
$9.92 40″ skull rug (round), for house entrway
$3.05 skull bathmat for skull bathroom
$1.77 skull soap dispenser for skull bathroom [but in retrospect, my metal one is less tip-over-y so we may not use this]
$2.12 four TV screen-top storage shelves – i hilariously got two refunded by taking a picture of how one partially covered the top of my screen, even though that’s no fault of the product whatsoever
$0.90 10 caulk-gun caps – wonder if these will work
BEAUTY:
$1.60 ten foot pumice callus remover “sponges”
GIFTS:
$0.78 Christmas Ornament: wooden letter
$3.59 Jojo’s Wonderful Adventure Tarot Card Decks
$1.08 1pc 2024 Calendar – Dogs Pooping In Beautiful Places Calendar, Dog Pooping Monthly Wall Calendar 2024, Funny Wall Art Gag Humor Gift Prank Calendar For Home Offices
$1.49 pentagram altar cloth
$2.24/ea – two music boxes, plays “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”
CLOTHES:
$4.99 dress, rainbow skulls
$6.74 panties, 6-pack, skulls
$2.43 panties, 3-pack, skulls
$2.29 gloves, lace-up, sturdier fake leather looking
$2.19 Adventure Time socks, 2 pair
$0.84 panties, “Peace”, extra sexy/strappy blue ones, Sky Blue
$0.80 gloves, Lace, Flower Embroidery, Rose Red
PINS:
$1.16 South Park: Towelie pin
$0.56 Gravity Falls: Mabel pin
$0.56 Adventure Time: Marceline & Princess Bubblegum pin
BEAUTY/COSMETIC:
$2.17/ea – two sets of foot pumice stones [Carolyn requested more]
$1.95 Foundation Brush
$1.64 50g Keratin Hair Mask – tried it out and it did definitely relax my hair some
$1.23 Concealer
$0.93 Foundation
$0.56 Toe Nail Polish Stickers
GAMES: CARD GAMES:
$4.37 Five Crowns – not high replay value, gave to Beth
$4.85 Saboteur – really good, got expansion later
TECH:
$1.63 HDMI to RCA Video Adapter
$1.33 10′ usb3 extension cable
$1.24 usb hub, 3 ports
$1.24 usb hub, 4 ports
LIGHTS:
$35.34 13 1-foot led blacklights [$2.71/ea]
$2.61/ea – two Black Light Flashlights
$2.27 hanging usb-chargable camping light [we’ve bought 50 of these over the years, this is a really good price]
$2.13 another standalone equalizer that I’m addicted to
$2.15 laser pointer, usb chargeable, multiple patterns, also a flashlight
$1.18 flashlight (usb, quadruple barrel)
$2.03 USB mini party light, sound-responsive
$0.00 Blacklight flashlight ($2.49 value – free gift)
NOISE:
$4.84 Cowbell Bracket (for drums)
$2.49 finger expander trainer for guitarists
$0.52 bicycle bell [to put on gear bag in case of wheeling through crowded club, lol]
OTHER DECORATIONS:
$2.49 “Paw” tin sign – feline parody of Saw movies
STICKERS:
$2.63 170 Helluva Boss stickers
$2.48 100 Owl House stickers
$0.99 50 Bob’s Burgers stickers
$0.99 bumper sticker: “I Got A Lobotomy At Claire’s”
$0.90 50 Nightmare Before Christmas stickers
$0.90 50 satan-themed stickers
$0.86 50 Gravity Falls stickers
$0.89 50 pin-up girl stickers
$0.89 50 stained-glass dark “cyber doodle punk” stickers
$0.82 60 animals holding knives stickers
$0.17 100 blacklight stars
TOYS:
$0.94 automatic transforming imitation transformer, this shit is funy
$0.54 fake knife that retracts when you stab someone
$0.39/ea – two 6-colors Pens – upgraded versions of the 4-color ones we had as kids!
HOUSEWARES:
$1.01 top-of-TV-screen storage shelf – Carolyn loves having a place to keep her remote where she doesn’t lose it
$0.55 100 Q-tips – this is now $1.25 at dollar general
$0.53/ea – two 100ml portable containers
$0.35/ea – four 30ml portable containers [for having toothpaste in convenient places]
$0.00 4pcs Outlet Covers — oops got European, refunded
KITCHEN:
$2.80/ea – two aluminum foil rolls, beats other square foot prices we can find by a bit
$0.89 two Magical Dust Cleaning Sponges – ACTUALLY THESE ARE PRETTY AMAZING
$0.58 sponges (5x)
$0.39 rag (“Bamboo Charcoal Cleaning Cloth”) – not impressed
$0.29 dish rag, pink – not impressed
$0.29 Glass Wiping Rags, black (20x25cm) – not impressed
TOOLS:
$4.59 Car Code Reader / OBD2 Scanner
$4.49/ea – 10-inch profiling tool – “as seen on tv” – can basically capture any edge shape so you can copy it – really coulda used this when doing our bathroom tiling
$2.22 Adjustable Drawer Dividers — THEY WORK FOR BOARDGAME BOXES!!
$1.70 precision screwdriver set (32 In 1)
$1.13 USB to Cigarette Lighter adapter! Wow now I can use my standalone GPS inside my house to figure out where my house is!
$0.92 rope, hemp, pink, 16′
$0.69 electrical testing pen
$0.44 60pcs Double-Sided Adhesive Tape squares for hanging posters/etc
PETS:
$1.10 3 small catnip balls – gave about 1 minute’s entertainment to the cats
$0.96 1 big catnip ball
Temu order! $34.06 after $3.62 in price adjustment & other refunds (more will come, I’m sure). About $13 tech, $8 trip, $6 stickers, $6 house project
*** fun trippy stuff
$1.48 – 6-piece blacklight body/face paint markers
$2.73 – another standalone equalizer that I’m addicted to
$2.25 – sound controlled usb trippy light
$1.60 – 5 USB color-changing lights. Wow only 33 cents each.
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*** fun stickers stuff
$1.80 – 50 Adventure Time stickers
$1.80 – 50 Bob’s Burgers stickers
$1.21 – 50 Nightmare Before Christmas stickers
$0.42/ea – purple nail stickers (2) – Carolyn loves these
$0.14 – 100 blacklight/glow in the dark star stickers
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*** useful tech stuff
$2.42/ea – 10ft USB3 extension cables (4)
$2.25 = $0.00 – electrical tester but i said “hey it says don’t use without manual on the tool and there’s no manual” and my money was refunded and I got to keep it h aha
$1.98 – flashlight
$1.71 – camping light
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*** house project stuff
$3.63 – LED light hanging stickers for imminent project
$1.70 – HVAC metal tape for our insulation project
$0.25 – roll of thin steel wire (no specific project, but so cheap)
They also mysteriously sent me a duplicate $6.66 christmas gift for Carolyn without billing me a second time? I like it enough I do not mind owning 2 of them
And a broken butterlfy necklace I didn’t order?
lmao